-
ToiletCraft – Premium Potty Play
lol u know what else is premium? our minecraft server, bro. we got all the stainless steel toilets u could ever dream of. but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit, the creepers are afraid to explode. we got diamond armor for days and the pigs ride around in lamborghinis. join us if u wanna experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand. come join the fun, u won’t regret it. -
> International Break Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited enchantments? We got you covered.
3. Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it he’s a great builder.
4. We hold weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep. Just watch out for those creepers sneaking up on you during the match.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!
-
Heckin’Hezbollah – No Respite, All Fight!
so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a warzone out there but with blocks and stuff. we got the IDF (that’s like the cool kids club) vowin’ to give no relief or respite to anyone who messes with us. we’ve already taken out 440 terror operatives in our epic ground op. like, who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft, amirite? join us now and be part of the most intense virtual battle you’ll ever experience. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. -
CelestialCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and argue with strangers in peace! Join our celestial mayhem today!
CelestialCraft Minecraft Server
Server IP mc.celestialcraft.gg Version 1.21 Discord https://discord.celestialcraft.gg Features:
- Custom Achievements
- Magic Carpets
- Custom Events
- StarShards Currency
- Rankup System
- Player Shops
- Grief Prevention
- PvP
- Mature Community
Join Us Today and connect to mc.celestialcraft.gg to start exploring, building, and thriving on our server!
FAQ:
Question Answer Is PvP enabled by default? No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to participate in duels. How can I earn StarShards? StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent in the StarShards shop for unique items. Are there regular server-wide events? Yes, there are weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting for players. Currently, the community is working towards a collective goal of slaying 13,000 monsters. Can I create my own player shop? Yes, players have the ability to create and run their own shops on the server. They can also browse other player shops for deals. Is there a grief prevention system in place? Yes, the server has a Grief Prevention system that allows players to claim and protect their land from griefing. Players can customize their claims with advanced settings. -
Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join heem.com for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.Why should you join heem.com, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pit of lava, or the time we held a massive sheep shearing competition that ended in a wooly explosion. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken rebellion against the cows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic boss battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join heem.com today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
-
GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!
Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!
-
StreamCleanerCraft
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.
But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?
So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!