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Fixing Things

  • EgoCraft SMP: “Above Avg Gamer Bros”

    EgoCraft SMP: “Above Avg Gamer Bros”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, our supply is endless. And don’t even get me started on our mob grinder, it’s so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared of it.

    But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit community ever, full of players who are all experts at building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks. And our PvP battles? Let’s just say you better bring your A-game or you’ll be crying back to your momma.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? Yeah, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you think you’re above average at mining, crafting, or just being an all-around epic gamer, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyChoresHate

    CraftyChoresHate

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old tasks? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your household task woes!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling hordes of evil vacuum cleaners in our epic Dust Bunny Dungeon. Or how about taking on the dreaded Laundry Monster in a high-stakes game of hide and seek?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dishwashing Dragon, rumored to hoard stacks of enchanted plates and silverware. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and claim your treasure?

    So why waste your time with mundane chores when you can join our server and embark on wild and wacky adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring household tasks forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • How do we fix this Minecraft SMP shit?

    How do we fix this Minecraft SMP shit?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade led by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. As you follow the parade, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of flying pigs swoop in and start raining down diamonds on everyone.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, a benevolent ruler who rewards players with unlimited potatoes for their bravery and potato-related puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

    Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

    Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

    So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition

    BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you social media warriors out there! if you love gettin’ all riled up over different opinions, this is the place for you! we got crazy builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    join us and let the outrage flow through you as you face off against other players with completely opposite viewpoints. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some frenemies along the way.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the confrontation effect take over! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    New Minecraft Servers

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    plus1.forcemine.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP