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Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	1002	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	745
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Buildings Constructed:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	1275
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	1319
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Farms Harvested:	276	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dimension Hops:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	2271

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2379	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	1319
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!