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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4760 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 240 |
Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.
But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉