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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3069 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1784 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?