FiveM Whitelist Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	8268	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mines Excavated:	2493	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	132	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Potions Brewed:	114
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
New Chunks Explored:	979395	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Star Shards Collected:	96	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	5349	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Farms Harvested:	447	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

MinecraftMisfortune

Bad Luck, MinecraftMisfortune, Unfortunate, unfortunate day, unfortunate events, unfortunate experiences, unfortunate moments, unfortunate occurrences, unfortunate situations, Unlucky, unlucky circumstances, unlucky day, unlucky events, unlucky experiences, unlucky happenings, unlucky incidents, unlucky moments, unlucky occurrences, unlucky situations, unlucky streak

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Towns Built:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

GrkCraft: 40¢ Tourism Boost

#sustainability, Boost, Crisis, economic growth, Economy, EURO, European travel, financial impact, greece, Greek economy, GrkCraft, Hospitality, Mayor of Athens, tourism, tourism industry, tourism management, tourism revenue, tourism sustainability, tourist spending, travel, Viability, Visitor

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2676

so, like, the mayor of Athens is all like “tourism in Greece ain’t worth it no more cuz each visitor only gives us 40 cents” but like, who cares about that when you can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling like Scrooge McDuck. forget about Greece, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

PixelatedMindPalace

Aging population, Alzheimer’s disease, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia care, Dementia patients, digital environments, Exploration, familiar places, Hallucinations, immersive experiences, long term memory, Memories, mental health, navigation, neurodegenerative diseases, PixelatedMindPalace, spatial awareness, video games, virtual reality, Websites

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate trip down memory lane! our server is so lit, even dementia patients are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds while hallucinating you’re in your childhood home or battling creepers in a virtual version of your favorite park. it’s like a nostalgia overload, man! plus, who knows what kind of crazy builds you’ll come up with when your brain is all scrambled like a fried egg. so come on, join us and let your mind wander in the most insane way possible!