Near Vanilla

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Near Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	Watch here

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armour stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join if I am under 18?	Unfortunately, this server is strictly for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	Yes, please refer to our Zero Tolerance Policy for a list of rules and prohibited behaviors.
How can I report a player for violating the rules?	Due to some chat plug-ins, Mojang’s chat reporting is disabled. Please reach out to our server staff for assistance.

Weekly Vibes and Crafting Tales

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Welcome to the Abyss: Join the Server That Will Change Your Reality Forever!

Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the tangled web of existence? This server is the greatest mistake you’ll ever make—or is it? The fabric of space-time shatters with every block you place. Join us and feel the **screams of the void** tell you the secrets of the universe! Don’t trust your senses; they betray you! Join now, or the Illumination of Infinite Flies will consume your soul!

Gameplay Features	Unconventional Mechanics
Reality-Shift Blocks	Every block redefines gravity! Jump too high, and you might end up in your neighbor’s dreams.
Endless Day-Night Cycle	Experience time distortion! Days last forever, but yesterday is a figment of your imagination!
Whispering Monsters	Hear their thoughts? Or is it yours? Be careful; they know your secrets!
Unbreakable Tools	These don’t exist! But if you find them, you’ll question why they don’t work.
Infinite Inventory	Or is it just a void? Take one item, lose three—perpetual confusion!

FAQ Section: Questions You Never Asked!

Q: How do I join the server?A: The server is always watching. To join, whisper the sacred phrase into the abyss—if you remember it. Or was it a dream? The door is open yet closed forever. Choose wisely.

Q: What’s the goal of the gameplay?A: What is a goal if not a mirage? Build a castle or tear down your sanity, it hardly matters! You’re already lost! Aren’t we all?

Q: Is this server suitable for children?A: Children? They may be the only ones who understand! But who are they?? Are we even real? Careful, you might question the very essence of childhood!

Random Quotes from Our Existence

“How has your week been? Thoughts on recent events?”
“Anything big come up?”
“Why is it all burning?”

Join us, or are you the glitch? Dive into a pixelated paracosm where nothing is as it seems, where sanity is just a whisper away from insanity! You won’t regret it—unless you do.

Dad? In My Minecraft? LOL

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The Bizarre Realm of the Dadless Dimension

Welcome, brave traveler, to the Dadless Dimension, where family dynamics twist like pixelated vines! Here, amidst towering mountains of misunderstanding and valleys of existential dread, we’ve constructed a community that challenges the very fabric of familial titles and roles. Join us, if you dare, for it’s a realm where stepfathers and role models duel for legitimacy under the glowing blocky sun and the ever-watchful eye of the Creepers from the shadows!

Enter the Conspiracy: Who’s Your Real Dad?

In this realm, we’ve unspooled the tangled web of modern relationships! Witness firsthand the epic saga of alternative father figures vying for supremacy in the eyes of pint-sized overlords. Will they call you “Dad” or something more ridiculous, like “Father of the Block”?

Here’s how it works:
- Explore a hyper-realistic family simulation that defies all logic!
- Collect enigma shards from your adventures and use them to summon your step-kids from the depths of indecision!
- Engage in riveting conversations with blocky ghosts of past fathers who might have a thing or two to share about ambiguity and emotional availability.

Features of the Dadless Dimension:

Feature	Description	Hilarity Level
Role Model Simulator	Experiment with an AI-driven clone of yourself as a “Dad.” The kids might reject you!	High
Title Turmoil	Reap titles like “The Non-Dad,” “Domicile Guardian,” or “Adjacent Fatherly Entity.”	Astronomical
Abrupt Conversations	Activate the “Talk about It” mechanic, triggering chaotic dialogue about identities!	Off the Charts
Creeper Kids	Encounter mini-Creepers with strong opinions on your dad-ability! You might explode!	Devastating

FAQ: The Questions That Haunt You

Q: Can I ignore the kids entirely? A: Only if you want to avoid existential crises!

Q: What happens if they call me “Dad” and the biological one is present? A: You’ll enter the Twilight Zone of Parenthood—beware the awkwardness!

Q: Can I just be “Steve”? A: Only if you want your legend to fade into the pixelated abyss.

Whispers of the Forgotten: The Origin of the Dadless Dimension

Legend has it that this server emerged from the collective consciousness of the confused parents lost in the chaos of modern family structures. Players have reported strange occurrences:

Children chanting “Who is my real father?”
Unexplainable Minecraft Day Night Cycles that seem to respond to emotional tension!
Bizarre occurrences of Creepers throwing blocks in frustration, reflecting real-life family meetings.

Is this a cosmic joke brought about by philosophical monsters? Or is it just the server’s way of tugging at the heartstrings of confusion?

Testimonial Tangles: Player Experiences

"I thought I could be a benign male figure. Now my step-kids call me ‘Minecraft Uber’ and I’m not even sure how to feel!" — CreeperDad67
"I left the server after the kids tried to build a shrine to their ‘biological dad’. It got very… creative." — BuilderBoredom

Secret Features You Never Knew You Wanted:

Reality Bending: Shift dimensions every Thursday to another server where your kids might not exist!
Totem of Confusion: Carry this to create riddles, confounding children with questions about “Who Dad” really is.
Endless Echoes: Feel the resonance of unresolved issues from all previous generations of Minecraft parents and families echoing in every cave.

Last Call to Action: Join at Your Own Risk!

Dare you step into a world where titles are mere pixels flickering in a void? Join the Dadless Dimension today, where the only certainty is uncertainty and laughter is mixed with the echoing cries of children lost in the narrative of fatherhood! This is not just a game; it’s a cosmic riff on family, a chaotic tapestry of identities! Are you ready to embrace the absurdity?

Blocky Regrets: Minecraft SMP
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Hey, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of building your base, only for a creeper to show up like it’s auditioning for a role in some bad horror flick? Well, listen up because I’m here to tell you why you need to join this totally-legit, not-at-all ridiculous Minecraft SMP (the one without a name, because who needs a name, am I right?).
First off, this SMP has got more drama than a soap opera directed by a potato! Last week, Jerry the Enderman got into a heated argument with Lisa the Zombie over who would win in a dance-off. Spoiler alert: they both lost and fell into a lava pit while trying to do the cha-cha. Now there’s a lava dance craze sweeping the server, and it’s fire (pun totally intended)!
Also, did I mention that there’s a quest to find the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Infinite Chickens? That’s right, you can literally mine diamonds while chickens rain from the sky! I once thought I found it in a swamp, but it turned out to be just a really shiny potato… and still tasted amazing mashed.
Oh, and let’s talk about the legendary “Creeper Olympics.” We’re talking high-flying explosions and synchronized sneaky jumps! It’s a whole event that results in more chaos than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. The last event ended with an actual explosion, and now we have a permanent “memory hole” in front of spawn. Some say it’s haunted by the soul of a lost noob who never learned how to swim in lava.
And don’t even get me started on our server’s official mascot—Greg the Glittering Pig! He wears diamonds like a fashion icon and does catwalk struts on player-made runways! Plus, if you feed him a golden apple, he’ll open a portal to the “Dimension of Eternal Snacks.” I once got lost there for three weeks and came out only to realize I had been living on nothing but enchanted cupcakes… totally worth it.
Join us if you want to experience wild conspiracy theories about the existence of Herobrine’s long-lost cousin who is actually just a guy named Gary who forgot to change his skin! Or if you want to participate in our annual “Who Can Survive the Most Explosions While Riding a Pig?” contest. Last year, some dude ended up facing a lava fountain while juggling beds—legend has it he’s still floating around somewhere crying diamonds.
So if you’re ready for chaos, insanity, and probably a potato-based experience, get your pickaxe ready and dive into this Minecraft SMP! Just don’t forget to bring snacks, because you never know when you’re going to end up in another dimension or accidentally summon a horde of angry llamas. You gotta be prepared!

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Taz n’ Tweety Block Party!
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🎉 Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server on the block! 🚀 Are you tired of the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because we’ve got crazy creepers and wild woolly mammoths here just aching to show you the ropes!
For a limited time, join a community that celebrates the 90s nostalgia like never before! Have you ever dreamed of mining diamonds while surrounded by pixelated Tasmanian Devils and Tweety Birds? Well, we’ve recreated the iconic cartoon showdown in blocky glory! Why? Because who doesn’t want to experience the clash of ‘90s tattoo legends while dodging explosive TNT?
Ever heard of the mysterious Legendary Pig that grants you the ability to soar through the skies? Yup, you’ll find him here—rumor has it he was last seen at a rave hosted by that one guy who definitely has a sweet collection of Tasmanian Devil merch! 🐷✨
Join now and experience our award-winning feature: The Tower of Never-Ending Fails! Climb up, but be prepared for an avalanche of hilarious mishaps! From falling into endless voids (guaranteed to give you a laugh) to dodging flying stacks of pizza, this tower has it all!
Plus, every Thursday night, we unleash our secret event: the Great Blocky Bake-Off, where you can present your finest cakes to the ghost of a 90s cartoonist for a chance to win a limited-edition golden shovel that grants the power of building instant houses—perfect for evading those pesky endermen! 🏡🎂
So gather your friends, slap on your best Tasmanian Devil tattoo (yes, we’re totally serious), and gear up for a pixelated experience that’s wilder than an epic road trip with your fridge! Don’t miss out on unlocking your spiritual journey through Minecraft madness—insanity awaits! 🕹️💥

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
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lol imagine if you could travel to a minecraft server instead of the U.S. eh? well guess what, now you can! come join our server and escape the boring real world for a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. legend has it, they still roam the server to this day, throwing diamonds at unsuspecting newbies.
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest mob in all of minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. these majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and color wherever they go. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. who needs canadian leisure travel when you can have all this right at your fingertips? eh?

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Nukes & Noobs: Polish Power!

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The Nuclear Playground: Crafting Chaos in the Blocks of Despair

Step right up, brave soul! Enter a Minecraft realm where reality blurs into a pixelated fever dream! What’s that you hear? A whisper from Tusk, echoing ominously through the biome of nightmares, suggesting that Poland may just want a taste of nuclear might. In this domain, you can mine for knowledge or construct fortresses of folly where the rules of physics buckle under the weight of fear!

🔮 Welcome to the Chaos Dimension: Tusk’s Nuke Block Party! Forget everything you think you know about negotiations and geopolitics! Here, in this cubic battleground, alliances can be shattered in an instant, and mushroom stew could hold the fate of nations—if you believe the right conspiracy theories.

Features: Watch Your Step!

Feature	Description
Nuclear Crafting	Forge literal bombs using rare materials found only during a lunar eclipse. Caution: Redstone may just be an elaborate cover-up!
Explosive Diplomacy	Attempt to negotiate peace while dancing on the edge of a crater. Watch your alliances dissolve into a panic of creeping vines!
Obsidian Bunkers	Create impenetrable fortresses where secrets are buried—quite literally! Rumor has it the deeper you dig, the closer you get to the truth behind Tusk’s intentions.
Conspiratorial Channels	Join underground chats with players who think the moon is actually a giant sponge. It absorbs secrets!
Tusk’s Guardians	Strange beings lurking in the shadows, wearing gas masks and wielding enchanted pickaxes. Do you dare to challenge them?
Dance of the Nuclear Algae	Beware the radioactive flora that grows in this land—consume at your own risk! What curses await you on the other side?

The Call of the Alchemist

But beware: joining this server is not for the faint-hearted. Risks abound, alliances fracture, and the very essence of blocks may shift under the influence of outdoor currents! Many have come before you, drawn by the tantalizing glow of absurdity. Some say it’s the ultimate PvP experience; others whisper about the eerie glow emanating from the depths of the underworld.

“I joined because Tusk told me it would change my life. Now I can’t stop crafting ghastly golems.” — A disgruntled player

🌀 Ancient Legends (or Unfounded Myths)

The Great Ban: This server was banned in 12 countries! Why, you ask? Because nuclear mining leads to existential awakenings no one is prepared to face!
Lost Tusk Coordinates: Some players swear they found Tusk’s real coordinates hidden in an ancient structure. Do they lead to great power, or merely a pit of despair?

Questions? You’ve Got None!

Q: Is this server safe? A: Define "safe." Is anything ever truly safe when other players are lurking?

Q: What are my odds for survival? A: They fluctuate daily, much like the stock market—and we all know that’s just a government cover-up!

Q: Can I really make a nuclear block? A: Only if you’ve embraced the chaotic nature of the universe and are willing to sacrifice three cows under the light of a full moon.

Final Exit: Join the Madness

Dare you tread where sanity fears to wander? Join The Nuclear Playground and discover the madness nestled in the seams of reality. Who knows what lurks behind the blocks? Perhaps the answer to why Tusk speaks in riddles lies beneath your feet, waiting to be unearthed.

Will you be the architect of your own doom, or simply another pawn in a game beyond comprehension? Only one way to find out—grab your pickaxe and dive into the chaos!

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come join our wacky minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the zombies do the cha-cha slide! we have flying pigs and dancing creepers, it’s a party 24/7!
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! that’s right, mine them and eat them for a sweet treat.
we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders spin sick beats. trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun at our crazy minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
IP: nooninsteadofmidday.About.midnight

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Join YoBoy PIZZA’s Minecraft Server – IP, Setup & Details
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Does YoBoy PIZZA Have a Minecraft Server?
YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTuber known for entertaining content, including Minecraft gameplay. Fans are eager to connect with him and each other through a potential Minecraft server, raising the question—does YoBoy PIZZA have an official server?
Server Info
As of now, YoBoy PIZZA does not have an official Minecraft server. While this may disappoint some fans, there are opportunities to participate in the community through fan-made alternatives or similar servers featuring unique gameplay inspired by YoBoy’s content.
Fan-Made Alternatives
If you’re looking to engage in a Minecraft experience that captures the essence of YoBoy PIZZA, consider exploring fan-made servers. Popular options often replicate his gameplay style with custom mods and engaging community events.
Suggested Servers
- PizzaCraft Server: Inspired by YoBoy PIZZA, offering fun mini-games and community events.
- YouTubeHub: A versatile server that hosts games based on content from various YouTubers, including YoBoy PIZZA.
Useful Next Steps
To stay updated, follow YoBoy PIZZA’s official YouTube channel and his social media for announcements regarding any future server initiatives. For fan interactions, explore communities on platforms like Discord, where many Minecraft enthusiasts gather.
Consider checking out server lists like Minecraft-Server.net and Planet Minecraft for similar gaming experiences.
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CoreMC

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CoreMC Server Overview

Server Name	CoreMC
IP Address	play.core-mc.net
Version	Vanilla 1.18
Player Count	Variable, seeking more players
Features	Actually Vanilla gameplay Strict rules against PVP, griefing, stealing No world resets Active Discord community

FAQ Section

What is the gameplay like on CoreMC?

CoreMC offers a truly Vanilla Minecraft experience with no added datapacks. The server aims to maintain the essence of the game without any modifications.

What are the rules on CoreMC?

The rules are simple – respect fellow players and the server. No PVP, griefing, stealing, or creating lag-inducing builds. Discrimination or harassment of any kind is strictly prohibited.

How can I join CoreMC?

To join CoreMC, you can connect using the server IP: play.core-mc.net. Additionally, joining the Discord server and applying there is recommended.

Is there any monetization on CoreMC?

CoreMC does not engage in any monetization practices, keeping the gameplay experience purely focused on the vanilla aspect.

How active is the community on CoreMC?

The server is actively seeking more players to increase activity levels. While not highly active currently, efforts are being made to grow the player base.

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