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IcePackRage Minecraft Server

ableism, Accountability, Ankle Injury, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, friendship, frozen vegetables, icepack, IcePackRage, inconsiderate, knee injury, Meltdown, Minecraft, overreaction, pain management, physical therapy, roommate, self-care, selfish behavior, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	9215
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, controversy, cultural exchange, dialogue, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, headline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean terms, Language, leader, Minecraft, News, North Korea, Politics, reconciliation, Server, south korea, Speech, summit

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyDocGoneWild

civil disobedience, CraftyDocGoneWild, crime, criminal justice, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law enforcement, murder, National strike, Outrage, protest, Public Safety, rape, Safety, Social Issues, society, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil doctors who rape and murder people!!! we are like the avengers but in minecraft!!! come join us and help us defeat these evil doctors with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities!!! we have crazy events like doctor hunts and rescue missions!!! come be a hero in our world and save the day!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

QuantumCraft: Weirdness Amplified

Amplified, particle physics, quantum advancements, quantum breakthroughs, quantum computing, quantum entanglement, quantum experiments, quantum implications, Quantum Mechanics, quantum mysteries, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum probabilities, quantum reality, quantum research, quantum superposition, quantum technologies, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, scientific discoveries, theoretical physics, Weirdness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Items Found:	7100	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3942	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	New Chunks Explored:	974155
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! quantum weirdness hits you like a ton of bricks. but guess what? on this server, quantum weirdness is not just a random occurrence, it’s a way of life.

join our server and experience the thrill of quantum weirdness like never before. build a house that’s simultaneously there and not there, ride a pig that’s both alive and dead at the same time, and fight off creepers that exist in multiple dimensions at once.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why chickens always seem to be plotting something, or how to turn a block of dirt into a block of pure gold. plus, we have the best parties in town, with disco balls made of glowstone and music played by a skeleton DJ.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embrace the chaos of quantum weirdness. who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way. or at least have a good laugh trying.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

34, follows tick, long tail, Minecraft, No daughter, No husband, PixelPunch, Server, Tick follows tock

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2512	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Zombie Dances:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

ChudcelCraft SMP – The Bro-tastic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Brotastic, chudcelbros, chudcelbros not like this, ChudcelCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like this, not like this chudcelbros, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamonds, and prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chudcelbros, a group of players who have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. From exploding chickens to secret traps hidden in every corner, you never know what kind of chaos the Chudcelbros will unleash next.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

BabyBlockDrama

baby, BabyBlockDrama, Best Friend, dating sites, family, Followers, grad school, hurt feelings, husband, instagram, newborn, PHOTO, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy settings, Protection, Screenshot, Spouse, Trust, vacation, worries

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	8249

Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to send your baby’s picture to random strangers for a date!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can trust your fellow players not to betray your trust like that one best friend did. We won’t call you crazy for wanting to protect your baby’s privacy, in fact, we’ll celebrate your dedication to keeping your little one safe.

So come on over to our server, where we prioritize respect, privacy, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t go behind your back and send your baby’s picture to strangers. Join now and let the crazy adventures begin!