Five Years. MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Trippy Hospital Havoc

Hospital, Five years., lsd, mortality, cause

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got so much wild stuff going on, you won’t believe it!

So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!

But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

social engagement, Social Interaction, DELAY, Crafty, Dementia Onset

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

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AI Energy Demand Minecraft Server

innovation, data centers, corporate responsibility, tech industry, renewable energy

yOu waNNA knOw wHy gOogLe’S eMiSsiOns aRe cLimBinG? cUz tHey jOinEd oUr mInEcRaFt sErVer aNd tHeIr aI cReaTed sO mUch eNerGy dEmAnd tHat tHe wHoLe wOrLd wAs liKe “wOah, wHat’S gOinG oN?”. jOin uS aNd bE pArT oF tHe cRaZy aDvEnTuRe, yOu mIgHt eVen fInD a dRaGon iN oUr sErVer, yOu nEvEr kNow wHat wIlL hAppEn!

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Anarchy in the Dirt Block: Java 1.20.6

Server, Updates, BLOCK, Five years., Resets

LongGone Minecraft Server

IP	LongGone.org
Description	“Hack, Cheat, Lie, Steal, It’s All In The Deal!” Welcome to LongGone, an anarchy server where chaos reigns and rules don’t exist. Join and create your mark on the server today!
Promises	Zero map resets Swift server updates for new Minecraft versions Minimal admin interference
Created	May 14th, 2024 (Open to public on May 17th, 2024)

FAQ

Q: Is hacking or cheating allowed on the server?

A: Yes, on LongGone, hacking, cheating, lying, and stealing are all part of the experience.

Q: Will there be map resets?

A: No, there will be zero map resets on LongGone.

Q: How often are server updates done?

A: Server updates for new Minecraft versions will be swift after each release.

Q: How much admin interference can be expected?

A: Admin interference will be kept to a minimum on LongGone.

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

disoriented, warmth, shitty, Poems, Minecraft

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

Drama, talent, NonProfessional, PLAYS, Performance

Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

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LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

temper, relationship, Girlfriend, Boundaries, Unhealthy

Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

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FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

Diplomacy, Unity, FinlandCraft, mongolia, Diversity

Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

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Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

long trail, peak gameplay according, snoys, peak gameplay, peak

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

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DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

discrimination, DesertCraft, Stereotypes, generalizations, prejudice

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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