Five Years. MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Trippy Hospital Havoc

risk of dying, Trippy, lsd, cause, drug-related harm

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got so much wild stuff going on, you won’t believe it!

So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!

But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

being social, reduction, Social Interaction, aging, cognitive function

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

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AI Energy Demand Minecraft Server

50, ENERGY, Demand, environmental impact, #sustainability

yOu waNNA knOw wHy gOogLe’S eMiSsiOns aRe cLimBinG? cUz tHey jOinEd oUr mInEcRaFt sErVer aNd tHeIr aI cReaTed sO mUch eNerGy dEmAnd tHat tHe wHoLe wOrLd wAs liKe “wOah, wHat’S gOinG oN?”. jOin uS aNd bE pArT oF tHe cRaZy aDvEnTuRe, yOu mIgHt eVen fInD a dRaGon iN oUr sErVer, yOu nEvEr kNow wHat wIlL hAppEn!

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Anarchy in the Dirt Block: Java 1.20.6

LongGone Minecraft Server

IP	LongGone.org
Description	“Hack, Cheat, Lie, Steal, It’s All In The Deal!” Welcome to LongGone, an anarchy server where chaos reigns and rules don’t exist. Join and create your mark on the server today!
Promises	Zero map resets Swift server updates for new Minecraft versions Minimal admin interference
Created	May 14th, 2024 (Open to public on May 17th, 2024)

FAQ

Q: Is hacking or cheating allowed on the server?

A: Yes, on LongGone, hacking, cheating, lying, and stealing are all part of the experience.

Q: Will there be map resets?

A: No, there will be zero map resets on LongGone.

Q: How often are server updates done?

A: Server updates for new Minecraft versions will be swift after each release.

Q: How much admin interference can be expected?

A: Admin interference will be kept to a minimum on LongGone.

PixelPraise Minecraft Server

roca rourin, Chikafuji Lisa, Taiga Toragami, juna unagi, tsunderia

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where you can join the wackiest virtual idol group ever! Our members include Kattarina Qutie, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, and Nikki Rei, who can tame creepers with her soothing voice.

But wait, there’s more! Join our E-Sekai division and team up with Juna Unagi, the redstone wizard, Rin Penrose, the parkour master, and Fuyo Cloverfield, who can farm like nobody’s business.

Feeling Endless in your quest for adventure? Join Roca Rourin, the queen of the Nether, Poko Rakun, the Ender Dragon whisperer, Kai Saikota, the potion brewing pro, Momo Otako, the slime rancher, and Coni Confetti, the TNT enthusiast.

And don’t forget about our idolES EternalS division, where you can hang out with Meica05, the mob grinder extraordinaire, Koa Akugaki, the ocean explorer, Ruby Runeheart, the castle builder, Lalabell Lullaby, the animal tamer, and Taiga Toragami, the woodland survival expert.

But wait, there’s an ENCORE! Join Enya Ignis, the lava diver, Shabel Tonya, the music disc collector, and Chikafuji Lisa, the redstone engineer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest idol group in Minecraft history! Plus, we have connections with Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V4Mirai, V&U, VReverie Extended, PixelLink, and V-Dere. It’s a virtual party you won’t want to miss!

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JumpRivalz Minecraft Server

Manga, worst character, anime rival, shonen jump, worst rival debate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest crossover episode of all time! Imagine battling it out with the most epic rival character in Jump history – they’re so tough, even Steve is shaking in his pixelated boots! Join our server and prove that you have what it takes to defeat this legendary foe and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a unicorn made out of diamonds while shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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AltHoeCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Entertainment, Gaming, games, pastimes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the wackiest community of gamers this side of the blocky universe.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for throwing the wildest parties in Minecraft. From llama dance-offs to llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And rumor has it, the llamas are pretty good dancers themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary disco llama in action!

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Pixel Academy Minecraft Server

inquiry, Participation, answer, PIXEL, discussion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a group of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during epic boss battles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies groove the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

reddit, trump, social media, crazycraft, battle of the sexes

Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, derogatory language, strong language, obscene language, vulgar language

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They were greeted by a group of friendly creepers who offered to show them around and teach them how to build a house out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of emeralds and a pet unicorn to ride around on.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the land of kurva anyátok!

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