five year old Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Playhouse

career, child friendly, Clarity, Communication, creativity, education, Explanation, five year old, imagination, Job, job description, job role, Language, PIXEL, playhouse, Profession, Simplicity, simplification, storytelling, task explanation, teaching, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4640
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ores Mined:	7011

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring jobs? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only job you have is to have fun! Imagine a world where you get paid in diamonds and your boss is a friendly creeper who loves to explode in confetti instead of blowing you up. Trust us, this is the dream job for any five-year-old (or anyone who wants to escape reality for a bit). So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner child run wild!

BlockyBroServer

addiction, BETRAYAL, biological brother, BlockyBroServer, break lines, car accident, consequences, Dope, Fail, family, fast food, fate, five year old, forgiveness, GOD, jerked off, Karma, papa john’s, Redemption, REJECT, Tragedy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ores Mined:	9014
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!

But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!

EditsWorld GRIEF Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.19.4, administration, anarchy server, Cases, Community, Cozy, EditsWorld, Game project, Gaming, Grief, Ip:, Jobs, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, Players, Playing, promotions, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Updates, Versions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2833	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	188
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

About us: Griefer and Anarchy server, we are a small cozy server where ordinary players play. We have a good administration. We listen to everyone’s opinions. Thank you if you choose us!

Dear visitor, you have joined the group dedicated to the EditsWorld game project. If you are here for the first time, then we are happy to invite you to play on our server, to do this you just need to enter ip: coming soon in your game client. We work on versions [1.16.5-1.19.4]

This group is also used as the main way to inform players about new updates, news and promotions, so we strongly recommend that you subscribe to stay up to date with all the latest news about us and the world of Minecraft in general

mc.editsworld.ru

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, Caves, Cliffs, commands, Community, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, Ip:, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, PORT, SECURITY, Servers, smp, Survival, Zedmun

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	339609	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server:

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Player Protection	Our Minecraft server has a grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion. Our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
Quality-of-Life	Features on our server include a banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. Save up cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our Merchants offer goods like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous items.
Multiple Worlds	Our server is linked to another realm giving you more to explore. Visit Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World. We’re also working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessed via our Hub.
Another Tidbit	Our server allows cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions, allowing more people to play together. Join our Discord for more information.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How long has the Minecraft server been around?	The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10.
How does player protection work on the server?	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and accrue more every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by others.
What features enhance quality-of-life on the server?	Features include a banking system with interest for playtime and a Market for purchasing goods.
Are there multiple worlds on the server?	Yes, the server is linked to another realm with an Amplified World and plans for an Event World and Creative Plot World.
Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions allowed?	Yes, players can join regardless of platform, allowing for more community growth.

Mystic Maiden Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, do girls really, do girls really do, Girls, girls really, girls really do, maiden, mystic, Realms

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mines Excavated:	3471	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz there are like so many girls on here, like for realz. They all be building cute lil houses and taming wolves and stuff. It’s like a virtual sorority house but with creepers and diamonds, ya feel me?

And like, the admins are so cool, they give out free diamond armor to new players cuz they’re like Oprah with the giveaways. You get diamond armor, and YOU get diamond armor, everybody gets diamond armorrrrrr!

Plus, the spawn area is like a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and music playing all the time. It’s lit AF, my dude. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying around shooting rainbows out of its butt.

So yeah, come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland, but with more explosions and less bad trips. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of WTF.

WeddingCraftersGO

Elopement, family dynamics, guest list, introverted bride, mother-daughter relationships, wedding balance, wedding communication, wedding compromise, wedding conflicts, wedding decisions, wedding doubts, wedding emotions, wedding expectations, wedding feelings, wedding planning, wedding pressure, wedding regrets, wedding stress, wedding support, WeddingCraftersGO

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crops Grown:	5230
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	695	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing moms trying to control your wedding? Do you want to escape the drama and stress of planning a big event? Then come join our Minecraft server and let off some steam by building your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can invite only the guests you want (or none at all, if that’s your style) and create the perfect intimate ceremony for you and your fiancé. No more worrying about guest lists, catering, or family drama – just pure, unadulterated wedding bliss in blocky form.

Plus, if you ever feel like calling off your wedding in real life, you can do it guilt-free on our server! Build a giant “CANCELLED” sign out of diamond blocks and watch it explode in a spectacular display of fireworks. It’s the ultimate catharsis for any bride-to-be feeling overwhelmed by wedding planning.

So join us on our server and say “I do” to a stress-free, drama-free virtual wedding experience. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world (literally, if you build it in space)?

SurvivalCraft: Are You Living?

Contentment, Existence, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, life satisfaction, Living, mindfulness, motivation, Passion, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, survivalcraft, Surviving, THRIVING, vitality, well-being

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Towns Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of just surviving in the boring real world? Come join our Minecraft server and truly start living life to the fullest!

On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have dance parties with creepers! Who needs the real world when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?

Join us and discover the true meaning of living – because let’s be real, surviving is so last season.

MarketCraft Minecraft Server

destabilize, Diplomacy, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic stability, financial markets, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, global economy, global trade, government actions, international markets, international relations, Kremlin, MarketCraft, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade, united states, US sanctions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE THE KREMLIN TRYNA PLAY MINECRAFT AND THEY BE SAYIN NEW US SANCTIONS GONNA MAKE DA MARKETS GO WILD. SO IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ECONOMICS AND BUILD UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE, DIS DA PLACE TO BE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT PUTIN HIMSELF GONNA DROP BY AND CHALLENGE U TO A BUILD-OFF. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

Sk8rBoiPutinNoMore

Asylum, athlete, Competition, controversial, debut, Defection, Escape, international competition, Invasion, Migration, Olympic hopeful, Poland, political statement, protest, refugee, russia, Sk8rBoiPutinNoMore, solidarity, Speed skater, sports, Ukraine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so, like, u know that speed skater who like, ran away from russia and was all like, nah man, i ain’t down with that invasion of ukraine stuff? well, guess what, now he’s like, skating for poland and stuff. like, talk about a plot twist, amirite? anyway, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this dude’s life story, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that the speed skater dude himself might make a guest appearance, so u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join us and let’s make some memories that are even more insane than this whole speed skater saga.

Bot Battle Zone

ai, AI ethics, AI impact, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, battle, Bot, debate, digital warfare, facebook, Future, human interaction, human vs machine, internet arguments, machine learning, online disputes, Robots, social media, social media conflict, Technology, technology debate, terminator, Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	240

join our epic minecraft server where the war with AI is REAL, but not in a terminator way, oh no. instead, it’s like an endless internet argument where you can watch a man in his 30s spend three hours debating a bot on facebook. it’s more depressing than amusing, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! come join us for some chaotic fun and see who will win the ultimate battle of wits – man or machine!

Viral Vibes: Mild Disease Server

antiviral response, contemporary virus, cytokines, Disease, findings, genetic comparison, H5N1, historic virus, immune response, influenza, interferon-stimulated genes, Mild, mild disease, Pathogenesis, public health, research, Server, study, VIBES, viral, viral evolution, viral infection, Virus, zoonotic transmission

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that was, like, totally insane and wacky? well, guess what, this server is the one for u! our server is so crazy that even the viruses in the game are, like, partying it up and having a good time.

we got this one virus, the H5N1 virus, and it’s, like, not even that bad. it’s, like, so chill that it doesn’t even make u sick or anything. it’s just, like, hanging out and not causing any trouble. so, if u want a virus that’s, like, totally mellow and won’t mess with u, then u gotta join our server.

plus, we got all these interferon-stimulated genes that are, like, not even doing anything. they’re just, like, sitting there and not getting stimulated at all. so, u won’t have to worry about any crazy diseases or anything on our server.

so, come join us and have a blast on our totally wild and wacky minecraft server. u won’t regret it, trust me!

1L01 Middle School

1L01, Competition, creativity, Experience, Exploration, Limitless, middle school, Minecraft, Possibilities, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4086
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Dive into a thrilling survival experience with 1L01 SMP, a semi-anarchy vanilla server where you make the rules (almost)! Explore a world of limitless possibilities, where survival meets competition, and creativity knows no bounds.

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