five million years ago – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Zanclean Mega Flood Server

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LOL YOU WANNA JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEGA-FLOODS AND STUFF! LIKE, FIVE MILLION YEARS AGO, THIS MEGA-FLOOD FILLED UP THE WHOLE MEDITERRANEAN SEA, BRO! IT WAS LIKE, SO EPIC, DUDE! OUR SERVER IS LIT LIKE THAT MEGA-FLOOD, YOU GOTTA COME CHECK IT OUT!

WE GOT DISCHARGE RATES AND FLOW VELOCITIES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND, MAN! IT’S LIKE, THE CRAZIEST THING YOU’LL EVER SEE IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY OF THE ZANCLEAN MEGAFLOOD, IT’S WILD, BRO!

SO, LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND BE PART OF HISTORY IN THE MAKING! MEGA-FLOODS, EPIC ADVENTURES, AND NON-STOP FUN AWAIT YOU! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

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Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Brazil, Brazilian, Busters, butt fucked, commie president, Corruption, cucks, Economy, Government, illiterate, Incompetence, inflation, Latin America, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, POVERTY, scandal, Server, socialism, south america, SPENDING, Tanking

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

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Crafty Tranny Denial: Where RPGs and Minecraft collide in hilarious fashion!

acceptance, armor, collide, Community, coping, Crafty, denial, discrimination, FANTASY, fashion, Female Characters, Gaming, Gender Roles, hilarious, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, representation, role playing, rpgs, sexism, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, tranny, Transgender

Are you tired of dealing with repressed trannies in your RPG games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, whether that’s a warrior princess or a dragon-slaying unicorn. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our armor is so fabulous that even the most attention-seeking booty won’t distract you from your quest. So come on, join us and let your inner tranny shine!

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Blocky Brains – Where creativity meets questionable diagnoses!

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Brains, cognitive development., communication difficulties, creativity, developmental delay, diagnoses, Diagnosis, diagnostic criteria, early intervention, early signs, genetic testing, meets, motor skills, neurodevelopmental disorder, Questionable, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, sensory sensitivities, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, special education, speech delay

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.

So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!

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Crafty Queers: Have You Ever Been a Fag? Server

acceptance, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, equality, fag, Hate Speech, have you ever been a fag, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Marginalized, prejudice, queers, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being a total fag on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! We have rainbow sheep, unicorn pigs, and even a special dance floor where you can show off your faggy moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!

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MapleCraft: Sorry for the Creeper, Eh?

American music, Canadian perspective, country music, creeper, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, famous tunes, global recognition, iconic songs, international appeal, international fame, MapleCraft, music appreciation, music diversity, music knowledge, music trivia, popular songs, Talking to Canadians, The Devil Went Down to Georgia

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Canadians don’t know The Devil Went Down to Georgia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while jamming out to some country classics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to fiddle contests for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to out-fiddle the devil on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

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AnimeTubersCraft: Where We Post VTubers Who Pretend to Be Anime Children on the Internet!

Anime, AnimeTubersCraft, children, Community, content creators, COSPLAY, cute, Digital, Entertainment, Gaming, internet, Kawaii, ONLINE, personas, post, PRETEND, Roleplay, social media, streaming, trending, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of post vtubers who pretend to be anime children on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking cats who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Talking cats.

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually undercover agents spying on the sheep rebellion. You can join them in their covert operations and help save the Minecraft world from wooly chaos.

3. Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest block in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted obsidian. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

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Pixelated Waifus: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, android girls, Anime, body image, Cybernetics, digital art, exaggerated bodies, FANTASY, Female Characters, female empowerment, futuristic, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, Japan, japanese games, Minecraft, objectification, pixelated, pop culture, Sexualization, Technology, Ultimate, video games, virtual reality, waifus

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content! But that’s not all – we have android girls with exaggerated bodies roaming around the server, ready to help you on your adventures. Need some extra muscle to take down a horde of creepers? Just call on our android babes to lend a hand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground ninja village hidden within the server. You can train with the ninjas, learn their ancient techniques, and become a master of stealth and combat. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the village – can you find it before anyone else?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the android girls are always ready for action!

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CyrusCraft: Conquer the Blocks Like Cyrus Conquered Nations!

Ancient, blocks, Civilization, comparison, Conquer, Conquered, culture, cyrus, Cyrus the Great, CyrusCraft, Evolution, GREATNESS, History, Impact, iran, leadership, Legacy, modern world, Nations, perspective, progress, Reflection, Ruler, society, time travel, transformation

Step into our Minecraft server and travel back in time to meet the legendary Steve, who lived 2500 years ago and was the original block-building master! Join us for epic quests and challenges as we try to uncover the secrets of Steve’s ancient crafting techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks! So why wait? Join now and be a part of history in the making (literally)!

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MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and Memes Galore!

25-ji, building, card stories, Crypton Future Media, Digging, Ena, English version, Event, event stories, gacha, Galore, hatsune miku, Korea, Len, Leo/need, mafuyu, McMineFace, memes, minecrafty, MORE MORE JUMP!, Nightcord de., Original Characters, project sekai, psg, rhythm game, sega, Sekai Viewer, Sekai Wiki, taiwan, Vivid BAD SQUAD, vocaloids, Watashi wa Ame, Wonderlands × Showtime

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and where even the most artistic autists can thrive! Join us on Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage ft. Hatsune Miku, a rhythm game collaboration that will blow your mind!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton, along with a bunch of original characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if that’s not enough, we also have three other versions of Project SEKAI available – Taiwanese, Korean, and even an English version for all you non-weebs out there.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Knowing the Unseen”, will boost your Pure attributes and introduce you to some virtual singers that will rock your world. And don’t even get us started on our gacha, where you can draw some blooming characters like Ena, Mafuyu, and Len (25-ji).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, and Wonderlands × Showtime. Or check out our event stories and card stories for even more insane adventures.

Join us on this Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild – because on Project SEKAI, the only limit is your imagination!

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Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

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