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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1834 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8383 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.
so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!