Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a disco ball at a rave? Look no further, my dudes! Our server is so rad, it’ll make you feel like a cute 15 year old in gym clothes again! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers do yoga to relax before exploding! Join us at Naz @ yogababewellness for a truly zen gaming experience.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. This llama led them to a secret underground spa where they were pampered with diamond massages and enchanted potion facials. Needless to say, they never wanted to leave!
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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the players are as tall as giants and as strong as Hulk? Look no further than our server, where our 6’7 Aussie gigachad players roam the land, crushing blocks with their bare hands and building epic structures with their massive muscles.
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1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection
IP » play.pokeretreat.com
Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/
Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together.
IMPORTANT:
We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1
please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon
or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version
» Features:
• #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms
Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].
Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn
VortexNetwork.me
GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose
do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!
Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set:
VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability)
VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained)
No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent
Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms
Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed
Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)
We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!