🔥FITNESS Minecraft Servers | Page 2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Man Boobs Minecraft Server

Appearance, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, chest fat, Confidence, Exercise, FITNESS, gynecomastia, health, Insecurity, male breasts, man, manboobs, mens health, Minecraft, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-conscious, Server, Soft, Squishy, weight loss

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the soft and squishy manboobs of our admin! They provide the best cushioning for those long mining sessions. Plus, rumor has it that if you rub them just right, you’ll unlock a secret chest full of diamonds! So come on, join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with manboobs and treasure!

Brother’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, BLOCK, brother, brotherhood, brotherly activities, brotherly bonding, brotherly love, brotherly support, brothers, Exercise, family, family time, FITNESS, Minecraft, Party, play together, Playtime, Server, sibling activities, sibling fun, sibling relationship, Siblings, siblings bonding, workout buddies

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by my buff brother who will challenge you to a push-up contest before you can even start playing. But don’t worry, once you prove your strength, you’ll have access to our exclusive diamond mine where the diamonds are so big, you’ll need a forklift to carry them all. So come join us at DoobyBros and get ready for a wild ride of muscles, diamonds, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Fembot Love Minecraft Server

#workout, abs, age gap, Athletic, body image, Confidence, DATING, fembot, fembots, FITNESS, Insecurity, love, meme, Minecraft, older fembots, Physical attraction, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, twinkish appeal, younger guys

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the older fembots looking for younger guys! We have a special section just for athletic looking guys with abs, so don’t worry about working out too much – we love a buff twink around here! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, you won’t regret it!

Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	930457	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Villages Defended:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

active lifestyle, burn calories, Burner, calorie, calorie burning, continuous walking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exercise, FITNESS, health, metabolism, physical activity, REST, rest stops, STOP, Stops, Strolls, walking benefits, walking efficiency, walking routine, walking tips, Walks, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6396	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	1715
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Secret Passages Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1465
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

#workout, Adult, creative writing, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, Exercise, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, FITNESS, Gym Edition, Minecraft, NSFW, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Buildings Constructed:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Towns Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

CalorieCraft: GF Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Communication, dieting, Edition, emotional eating, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, meal planning, nutrition, portion control, relationship advice, self esteem, Support, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

aggression, battle, challenge, Competition, Conflict, desire, Epic, Friends, glock, Guns, humor, internet culture, ISOLATION, meme, racewar, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Social, Solo, Timmy, timmys, Victory, WIN

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

Ayame, Channels.., Daily, Edition, fubuki, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, Mio, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, subaru, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

advance marche, Everything.., FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy advance, final fantasy fantasy, final fantasy marche, final fantasy rpg, final fantasy strategy, final fantasy tactical, final fantasy tactics, final fantasy tactics advance, lol, marche, marche was right, pixelated, right, RPG, strategy, tactical, Tactics, tactics advance, video game

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Animals Bred:	117

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

exhaustion, eye health, eye strain, FATIGUE, health concerns, hour, insomnia, lifestyle habits, long hours, MAYHEM, Medical advice, mental health, Minecraft, red eyes, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, stress, tiredness, work-life balance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Emeralds Found:	645
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

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