we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and crafting tables instead of clowns and elephants.
want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a sword made of pure obsidian? well, you can do that on our server!
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