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FitCraft: MythBusters

#workout, Bodybuilding, Cardio, Exercise, FitCraft, FITNESS, fitness advice, fitness facts, fitness industry, fitness misconceptions, fitness myth, fitness myths debunked, fitness tips, fitness trends, gym, health, Myth, MythBusters, nutrition, strength training, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of hearing the same old fitness myths over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and let us debunk them for you in the most hilarious way possible!

We have a secret workout routine where you have to mine diamonds for 10 hours straight to build those muscles. Trust us, your arms will be so ripped, you’ll be able to punch through obsidian like it’s butter!

And forget about protein shakes, on our server, the only way to gain strength is by eating enchanted golden apples. Not only will you feel invincible, but you’ll also have a shiny golden glow that will blind your enemies in battle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where you have to defeat a dragon in a push-up contest. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to fly in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you can work out in the virtual world and gain superpowers at the same time?

So come join our server and let’s bust those fitness myths together while having a blast!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	753262	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	7980
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Votes:	4727
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Star Shards Collected:	224	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4253	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3582
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crops Grown:	9422
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung