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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3890 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 336078 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!