FitCraft: MythBusters

nutrition, FITNESS, fitness advice, Myth, gym

Are you tired of hearing the same old fitness myths over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and let us debunk them for you in the most hilarious way possible!

We have a secret workout routine where you have to mine diamonds for 10 hours straight to build those muscles. Trust us, your arms will be so ripped, you’ll be able to punch through obsidian like it’s butter!

And forget about protein shakes, on our server, the only way to gain strength is by eating enchanted golden apples. Not only will you feel invincible, but you’ll also have a shiny golden glow that will blind your enemies in battle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where you have to defeat a dragon in a push-up contest. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to fly in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you can work out in the virtual world and gain superpowers at the same time?

So come join our server and let’s bust those fitness myths together while having a blast!

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The Lats Go in Front of the Triceps Minecraft SMP

fitness advice, weightlifting, muscle groups, muscle building, gym

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that the lats go in front of the triceps! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the ancient Minecraft gods decreed it so in order to bring balance to the blocky universe.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are! We have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim their legendary diamond disco ball?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that in this Minecraft SMP, the lats always go in front of the triceps!

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NoMiniMiners

mental health benefits, parenting decisions, relationships without children, NoMiniMiners, alternative paths to parenthood

Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

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CraftyCocktailRails

Terrorism, arson, Damage, criminal activity, Molotov cocktail

Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🚂💣 #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem

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BlockBuster47: The UnEatable Adventure

SIRPα, anticancer therapy, Targeted therapy, cancer research, tumor immunology

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is like no otha? well u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind! we got crazy builds dat will make u question reality, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds or a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano!

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like a zombie apocalypse where u gotta team up with ur friends to survive, or a treasure hunt where u gotta find the hidden loot before time runs out!

oh and did i mention the secret underground base where u can join a secret society and plot world domination? ya, we got dat too! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the madness begin!

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Karlsson’s Vanilla SMP: Where the Java flows like fine wine and the players are older than diamonds!

Cosmetics, +18, player head drops, diamonds, Europe

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join karlssonSMP?

To join karlssonSMP, please head over to our Discord server and fill out an application. You can find the application link here.

What are the server rules?

Our rules include no stealing, cheating, or griefing. We have a zero tolerance policy for such behavior to ensure a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.

Can I use mods on karlssonSMP?

Yes, we allow the use of certain mods that enhance gameplay experience without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our server moderators if you’re unsure about a specific mod.

How often does the server reset?

We conduct map resets every six months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Season 3 started on June 20th, so make sure to join in and enjoy the new beginnings.

Is PvP allowed on karlssonSMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. You can engage in player versus player combat to test your skills and earn player head drops as trophies.

Are there any in-game events on karlssonSMP?

We occasionally host in-game events and challenges for our community members. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

OnePieceCraft Server

Chapter 600, desuarchive, cruise, 598, one piece

Welcome to the Island of New Beginnings, where every block tells a story and every creeper is a potential friend! Join us on this wild adventure as we sail through the high seas of creativity and build the most epic structures you can imagine.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. From building pixel art of Luffy eating a giant meat to recreating the entire One Piece world, there’s no limit to what you can do here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet parrot that can sing sea shanties while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Jump on board our cruise to the Island of New Beginnings and let’s set sail for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party. Arrr matey!

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CraftyCharacter Minecraft SMP

storytelling, internal conflict, narrative, smp, external conflict

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a love for disco parties. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his crown? Or will you end up joining his piggy army and dancing the night away?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. And who knows, you might just find yourself embarking on a journey of self-discovery and character development unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

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BusStopPlayground

Playground, school principal, Injuries, neighbors, football

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic private drive you’ll ever see! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can deal with parents and their pesky children all day long.

Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of kids using the private drive as a playground, trespassing on our properties, and blocking access like it’s their job. But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles of parents and their army of children (over 12 parents and 25 kids, to be exact) as they take over the private drive for hours on end.

And don’t even get us started on the end of the year water balloon party that the parents throw – it’s a sight to behold! But fear not, we’ve got your back with our no gates or signs policy, because who needs rules when you’ve got chaos?

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just be prepared to defend your property from the ultimate invasion of parents and children. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be accused of ruining anyone’s childhoods!

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TimeTraveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, personal growth, self improvement, learning, looking back

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to go back in time and give your younger self some epic advice! Imagine being able to warn mini-you about all the embarrassing moments, bad haircuts, and cringy crushes that lie ahead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a pixelated block world. So not only can you drop some wisdom on your past self, but you can also mine diamonds in the Jurassic era and battle creepers in ancient Egypt. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rewrite history and have a blast doing it!

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