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FitCraft: MythBusters

fitness tips, FITNESS, fitness myth, Bodybuilding, health

Are you tired of hearing the same old fitness myths over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and let us debunk them for you in the most hilarious way possible!

We have a secret workout routine where you have to mine diamonds for 10 hours straight to build those muscles. Trust us, your arms will be so ripped, you’ll be able to punch through obsidian like it’s butter!

And forget about protein shakes, on our server, the only way to gain strength is by eating enchanted golden apples. Not only will you feel invincible, but you’ll also have a shiny golden glow that will blind your enemies in battle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where you have to defeat a dragon in a push-up contest. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to fly in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you can work out in the virtual world and gain superpowers at the same time?

So come join our server and let’s bust those fitness myths together while having a blast!

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The Lats Go in Front of the Triceps Minecraft SMP

Triceps, fitness advice, front, Bodybuilding, Exercise

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that the lats go in front of the triceps! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the ancient Minecraft gods decreed it so in order to bring balance to the blocky universe.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are! We have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim their legendary diamond disco ball?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that in this Minecraft SMP, the lats always go in front of the triceps!

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Crafty Love Shack – Where Anon’s Heart is Safe from Creeper Explosions!

Anons, Caress, Affection, romance, Frustration

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can caress virtual buttocks and go to sleep at a reasonable hour! Our server is the perfect place for all night owls who just can’t stop chatting at 3 in the morning. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs sleep when you can have a butt-touching good time on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Crafty Captcha Chaos

Irritation, Digital, internet, Website, error

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by respectable nose people? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have taken over the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server now and see what all the fuss is about!

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LimbusCraft: Where the General Chat is as chaotic as a creeper explosion! #1424

explosion, Lobotomy Corporation, Limbus Company General, Sinner info, Target Extraction

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering! But wait, there’s more – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and take a trip to the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for even more craziness!

Our current events include extracting the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Edgar Family Butler Ishmael – who knows what secrets they hold? And don’t miss out on the upcoming extractions of the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. It’s a drama-filled extravaganza!

But that’s not all – we have a target extraction coming up for [Rodion] ID & E.G.O. What mysteries will be revealed? Only one way to find out!

Join us on this server directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, turns, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So why wait? Dive into the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before – and you’ll be hooked from the first tutorial. See you there, adventurer!

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Creepin’ Craft: Where darkness isn’t the favorite element

long trail, tags, Craft, comma separated, Isnt

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where darkness reigns supreme? Well, look no further because on our server, darkness is so last season! Our favorite element is actually glitter, because who doesn’t love a little extra sparkle in their life?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build castles made entirely of cotton candy, and battle against evil mobs with enchanted bubble wands. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn companion to help them on their quest for glory!

So why settle for darkness when you can have glitter, unicorns, and llamas? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

natural selection, reproduction strategies, Partners, human race, BUILD

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

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KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!

LAUGH, Recovery, Hardship, healing, Endurance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.

So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!

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Pixelated Places: Where Real Life Meets Video Games

meets, video game, Exploration, Video, Places

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life video game location come to life! Imagine battling creepers in the streets of New York City, or mining for diamonds in the depths of the Grand Canyon.

Join our server for a chance to explore iconic video game locations like the Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, and even the Death Star! Our server is so epic, even the NPCs have their own side quests for you to complete.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere on the server that holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds. Are you brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate video game adventure of a lifetime!

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TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

longing for, lean, twink, dick, unfulfilled

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

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