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HI! Welcome to TrojanMC! A server dedicated to wars between factions, and maybe in the future also to other small modes like Parkour or other… With the help of WorldEdit, WorldGuard and Factions we managed to create this server and I hope that thanks to you this will grow more and more ! Have fun in TrojanMC!
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– Daily events: Frog, spleef, Cursed Colors, parkour and more!
– Weekly events: Mining, Quiz, Boat Race and Gladiator
– A server for the whole family to play
– Hot economy
– Rewards for voting daily
– Differentiated warps such as /warp mansion, /warp wood and /warp mine
– /store to visit the VIP store
You just need to visit the server, get used to it a little and almost immediately you will like something. The average online on all servers reaches 800 players, while being stable and without lags. There are a lot of categories and themes of the game. There are no restrictions on the level of development, skills and experience gained, or any other parameters! Everyone who wants to become one of the participants in the most long-awaited server achieves new goals and meets new players.On this server griefing is allowed, and there are also live mobs.
Mesa is a Vanilla Survival server with a fully established rank system with some interesting builds to explore! You can PvP, build, play around with friends or all by yourself! We also have McMMO and a server economy. We even have an Official Discord! Mesa Discord link: https://discord.mesamc.net
Welcome to MinePerla! On our server you will find a wide variety of plugins so you can have an incredible experience. We have more than 70 plugins with which you can from having CUSTOM ITEMS, to participating in lotteries, accessing mines, getting married and much more.
Hello my dear friend! PoperMine is a sea of entertainment, you definitely won’t get bored! Clans, as well as top clans – Statistics of the best players – Survival, which includes: Clans, weddings, beautiful spawn, drinks and much more interesting things!
BeeHive Peaceful Survival server with awsome custom plugins and a lot of player customization. There are also 678 Player Quests for you to compleate. We have Dungeons! This mysterious world gives you the opportunity to become very powerful… We are waiting for you to begin your journey! IP: BeeHive.si STORE: store.BeeHive.si
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