Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and become a virtual athlete! We have daily competitions like Creeper Javelin, Enderman Long Jump, and Zombie Hurdles. Our players have achieved legendary status by winning the prestigious Diamond Cup, a trophy made entirely of diamonds (not really, it’s just a regular trophy spray-painted silver). So lace up your virtual sneakers and come show off your virtual muscles in our virtual gym… I mean, Minecraft server!
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FitCraft SMP: Pro Athlete
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FitCraft: Gain Muscle, Not Weight
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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, your character starts growing like crazy. like, you’re getting taller and taller until you’re, like, a giant in the game. and then, you realize your clothes don’t fit anymore because you’re so huge.but don’t worry, on this server, you can buy new clothes for your giant self. and the best part is, the only reasons you need to buy new clothes are if you gain, like, a ton of muscle or weight. so basically, if you’re getting swole or just eating too many virtual cheeseburgers, you gotta get some new threads.
join this server for the most ridiculous and hilarious fashion dilemmas you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who knew growing in a game could be so entertaining? come join us and see for yourself!
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FitCraft: Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been building blocks together for over a decade! Just like in real life, we believe in staying fit and healthy – except for our resident creeper, who refuses to exercise and blames it on her job in retail. But fear not, our server is the perfect place for her to find motivation and get those virtual steps in!Join us on this server and witness the epic saga of the vegan warrior who gave up alcohol to honor his fallen comrade. And let’s not forget about his partner, the smoke-free champion who’s always there to support him, even if she thinks he’s a bit of a blockhead when it comes to exercise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and maybe even get a virtual workout in, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with the pixelated version of your significant other all over again.
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FitCraft: Mansplain Edition
abs, aita, body composition, body fat, body image, calories, Credentials, dieting, Edition, FitCraft, FITNESS, fitness industry, health, impossible standards, Mansplain, mansplained, mansplaining, nutrition, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, weight loss, wellness, Women’s HealthAre you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?
And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!
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FitCraft: Aging Like a Boss
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come join our minecraft server and get RIPPED while playing! our virtual world is specially designed to make you sweat and build muscle as you mine and craft your way to victory.imagine fighting off creepers while doing squats, or chopping down trees to build your house while doing lunges. it’s like a crossfit workout, but with blocks and pickaxes!
we even have a special “yoga zone” where you can relax and stretch out after a long day of mining. namaste, my fellow blockheads.
so if you want to get buff and build epic structures at the same time, join our server now! you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see how ripped you’ve gotten from playing minecraft.
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FitCraft: Anxiety Crusher
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So, if you wanna level up your mental health game and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Let’s do this, gamers!
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FitCraft: Move & Mine
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So, like, you ever been waiting in a Minecraft server lobby, just standing there like a potato? Well, not on this server, my friend! We got treadmills and exercise bikes in our waiting room! You can run and bike around while you wait for the game to start! It’s like a gym and a Minecraft server all in one! Plus, rumor has it that if you pedal fast enough, you’ll unlock secret levels and find hidden treasure! So come join us and get your workout on while you game!
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FitCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your gaming muscles and show off your mad skills? Then come join our server, where we pump iron and mine diamonds at the same time! Our server is so fit, even the creepers are shredded. Plus, our PvP arena is like a virtual CrossFit workout – except instead of burpees, you’re dodging fireballs. So ditch the boring servers and come join us for the ultimate workout for your thumbs. Who needs the gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?
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FitCraft Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!
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Welcome to the Expert+ Hardcore Difficulty Server: Where even the Creepers need a down vest!
Active Playerbase, Community, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Difficulty, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Expert, Factions, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Hardcore, Mature Players, Minigames, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Server, Upgrades, Vanilla, vestMinecraft Server Overview
Server Features This Java server offers a spin on vanilla Minecraft with plugins that increase mobs’ damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, introduce new magic weapons and vehicles, and more. Pay to Win The server is not pay to win, but offers options to support the server through purchasable ranks and other cosmetics. Community Come join the community today at https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW FAQ
Question Answer Is the server pay to win? No, the server is not pay to win, but offers options for supporting the server through purchases. What are some of the unique features of the server? The server offers increased mobs’ damage, removes the vanilla enchantment cap, introduces new magic weapons and vehicles, and more. How can I support the server? You can support the server by purchasing ranks and other cosmetics. Where can I join the server community? You can join the community at https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW
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Girl Gang Minecraft Server
Bonding, boyfriends, Communication, Companionship, emotional connections, female friendships, Friends, friendship, Gang, gender differences, girl, Girls, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, Loneliness, male friendships, Minecraft, Psychology, relationships, Server, social circles, social dynamics, societal norms, support systemTired of being a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and never feel alone again! Our server is like a virtual dating app for players, where you can find your perfect Minecraft match and build a blocky empire together. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole squad of pixelated pals to conquer the virtual world with? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness – and hello to epic adventures and endless fun!
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BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server
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But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that the dungeon was built by a group of ancient aliens who visited Earth thousands of years ago. Can you navigate its twists and turns to claim the ultimate prize?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, fat and lazy never looked so good in the world of Minecraft.
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BrotherlyCraft – Noob Nephew Edition
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your brother’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where family drama is taken to a whole new level!We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from step-siblings who refuse to acknowledge each other to parents who can’t stop getting married and divorced. And let’s not forget the newest addition to the family, a baby that no one asked for!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to survive the drama and come out on top? Or will you end up grounded like poor Jamie for not treating your virtual family like real family?
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just remember, family drama is not for the faint of heart – but it sure makes for a hilarious Minecraft adventure!
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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server
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BlockyAddiction
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But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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CraftyGermanMC Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where we halve military aid for zombies but double the fun! forget about trump’s white house drama, we got creepers blowing up left and right and skeletons shooting arrows like there’s no tomorrow. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join us if you dare, but be warned, the only thing crazier than our mobs is our players!
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RiverSwimCraft
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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing you see is the mayor of Paris taking a dip in the Seine river. but get this, he’s not just swimming for fun, he’s actually trying to prove a point about E. coli bacteria. like, who does that? but hey, if the mayor can swim in a contaminated river, imagine all the crazy stuff you can do on this server!we’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind, like parkour courses that will make you question your sanity. and after you’re done with all the games, you can chill in our swimming pool in the river. yeah, you heard that right. we have a swimming pool in the river. it’s like the ultimate flex, bro.
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what other insane things you’ll find here. maybe a llama riding contest or a secret underground disco party. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the madness!
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AmnesiaCraft
AmnesiaCraft, anesthesia, anesthesia awareness, anesthesia complications, anesthesia effects, anesthesia experience, anesthesia risks, anesthesia safety, anesthesia side effects, Consciousness, fear, forgetfulness, Medical, medical procedures, Memory Loss, Pain, patient experience, post-anesthesia, surgery, surgery complications, Traumaso like, picture this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. like, you’re mining for diamonds and all of a sudden, a talking chicken comes up to you and asks for directions to the nearest village. it’s wild, man.and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.
so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ShroomCraft: Neural Network Reset
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lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes u feel like ur brain is on shrooms? well, do we have the server for u! our server is so trippy, it resets ur neural networks like u wouldn’t believe. psilocybin ain’t got nothin on us!imagine mining for diamonds while ur brain is making changes that last for weeks. u’ll be building epic structures while the communication pathways in ur brain are connecting like never before. it’s like ur in a whole new dimension, man.
join our server for the ultimate mind-bending experience. who needs drugs when u can play minecraft on our server? come see for urself and prepare to have ur mind blown.