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HotManCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the hottest thing a man can do is build a giant statue of himself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, the ladies love it.

Our server is so lit that when you mine for diamonds, they actually shoot out rainbows and unicorns instead of boring old ore. It’s like a magical disco party every time you dig.

We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and drop sick beats. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a bunch of explosive green dudes.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken, who lays golden eggs that can be used to craft the most epic armor in the game. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got bling-bling chicken swag?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mines Excavated:	2123
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	671

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	746435	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2588
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	104773
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	281	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Void Armor Forged:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3205	Enchantments Applied:	140
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Crafty C*nt Interviews

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	146

Are you tired of boring job interviews in your mundane life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, job interviews are a whole new level of crazy! Picture this: you walk into the interview room and instead of a boring old HR manager, you are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a suit. And instead of answering typical interview questions, you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen to prove your worth. Trust us, once you survive this insane job interview, you’ll be ready for anything life throws at you! Join our server now for a job interview experience like no other. Good luck, bros!