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RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, introspection, learning experiences, letting go, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, second chances, self reflection, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Potions Brewed:	157
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKidzBelieve

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, CraftyKidzBelieve, funny memories, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Divine Spears Created:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Animals Bred:	164
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Votes:	2829
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Items Found:	1890
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

endlessfun, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	15	New Chunks Explored:	327915
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScreenTime

balance, Break, CraftyScreenTime, Digital Detox, digital wellness, healthy habits, internet, mental health, mindfulness, productivity, Reduce, Relaxation, screen addiction, screen time, self-care, Smartphone, social media, Technology, technology detox, Time management, well-being

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Potions Brewed:	156
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

city, crime scene analysis., crime scene cleanup, crime scene examination, Crime Scene Investigators, crime scene reconstruction, criminal activity, criminal investigation, CSIs, dust, dust analysis, dust buildup, dust particles, dust removal, evidence collection, forensic analysis., forensic evidence, forensic examination, forensic investigation, forensic science, forensic techniques, investigative procedures, investigative techniques, Paradise

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	3534

join our server if you wanna be a dust detective! we got so much dust it’s practically a crime scene! uncover the mysteries of when events happened based on the slow buildup of dust on every surface! only the most intentional human activity can remove it, so get ready to dust off your detective skills and solve the ultimate dust mystery! trust us, it’s gonna be a dusty good time!