Baby Bumpin’ Minecraft Server

baby, baby on the way, Bumpin, emotional connection, expectant parents, expecting mothers, fisting, Intimacy, Kissing, love, maternal bonding, maternal care, Minecraft, physical closeness, physical connection, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, relationships, Romantic moments, sensual touch, Server, sexing, sexual activity, sexual pleasure

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Farms Harvested:	222

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of stampeding llamas? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pregnant women are getting in on the action – kissing, fisting, and sexing their way to victory! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew blocky graphics could lead to such debauchery? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared for a wild ride!

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	336331	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

CraftyJetScam

aerospace, aerospace engineering, Airbus, Aircraft Parts, Aviation, boeing, counterfeit, Counterfeiting, CraftyJetScam, fraud, Industry, investigation, jets, Manufacturing, Materials, Metal Alloys, Quality Control, regulatory compliance, SECURITY, supply chain, titanium

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2282	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Animals Bred:	158	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, we got more counterfeit titanium than Boeing and Airbus combined! That’s right, we got blocks on blocks of that fake titanium just waiting for you to mine and craft with.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the rare rainbow block hidden deep in the mines, you’ll unlock special powers that let you fly like a chicken with a jetpack. And not just any jetpack, a jetpack made out of pure counterfeit titanium!

So come on down to our server and join the fun. Who needs real titanium when you can have the fake stuff and still rule the skies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

SleepyCraft: Heart Attack Edition

Attack, Coexist, death, death by heart raise, death in sleep, Dying, Edition, fear, fear of death, fear of dying, Heart, heart attack, heart raise, not peaceful, peaceful death, psychological fear, raise, scary hallucinations, Sleep, sleep paralysis, SleepyCraft, weak heart, weak heart coexist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

come join our server if you want to experience the thrill of scary hallucinations that will make your weak heart go boom boom and give you a heart attack! who needs a peaceful death in your sleep when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in Minecraft? join now for a chance to face your fears and maybe even pee your pants a little. it’s a wild ride, baby!

EmoCraft: Where Even Autistic Kids Can Read Your Face

anxiety, autism, autistic, Autistic children, children, developmental disorders, Difficulty, difficulty recognizing emotions, EmoCraft, emotion recognition, emotional intelligence, emotional recognition, face, facial emotions, facial expressions, higher anxiety, higher social anxiety, Kids, mental health, Read, recognizing emotions, social anxiety, Social Skills, specific learning disorders, Trouble

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Enchantments Applied:	168	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition

1.21, Age 18+, application, Autocrafter, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, copper variants, cowboys, Discord, Edition, Events, Experimental Features, Fabric, geriatric, hermitcraft, long term, Minecraft, Server, smp, Space, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Animals Bred:	199
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

Overview:

Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP Minecraft server where every player matters. We have been in business for 1 year and are always looking for new members to join our tight-knit community.

Features:

1. Long-term vanilla world	2. Free community-use creative world
3. Weekly and monthly events	4. Helpful and knowledgeable community
5. Staff that care about player experience

Vanilla World Info:

Server Version: 1.20.4
No world-border
Various recipe add-ons for enhanced vanilla experience
High-end, lag-free hardware

How to join:

To join, simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How long has Astros Reach been in business?	Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year.
What version is the server running?	The server is running on version 1.20.4
What is the age requirement to join?	Ages 18 and older only.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a short application.

BlockNation Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards society, apocalyptic thoughts, BlockNation, Despair, Destruction, existential crisis, Frustration, hatred, hopelessness, Humanity, life struggles, mental health, Minecraft, ptsd, racism, Server, societal collapse, societal issues, violence, violence against minorities, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Items Found:	3123	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Tired of real life drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! No more struggling, no more PTSD, just pure fun and adventure in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without worrying about random chinamen or Russians ruining your day. Plus, who needs the real world when you can exist in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us and escape the madness of reality – because let’s be real, who needs that shit anyway?

CraftyVerse Minecraft Server

Being, BROKEN, chair, child, CraftyVerse, creative writing, dark poetry, death, Despair, emotional, Haunting, Innocence, leather, Loss, Melancholy, Minecraft, poetry, Server, sorrow, Soul, sweet fillings, Unnamed poem, Writing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9907	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being bound in a chair…but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our child-friendly server will have you choking on honey and leather in no time, all while your innocence is being taken away. Watch as your soul is broken and sweet fillings of death immerse your being…just kidding! Our server is all about having a good time and letting your imagination run wild. So come join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories that you won’t find anywhere else!

CreepinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, communication breakdown, credit issues, CreepinCraft, family conflict, family drama, Family Support, financial agreements, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, germany, Home ownership, house ownership, housing issue, long-term plans, making my sister homeless, Military life, Minecraft, Niece, personal boundaries, Server, student loans

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets real estate shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of sibling betrayal and house-swapping adventures.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds and building your dream castle, when suddenly your sister swoops in and uses your name to buy a house. Why? Because her credit was as messed up as a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! She sweet talks you into paying off some of your debt so she can get a bigger house, promising to sell it or get it out of your name in a year. Fast forward to the deadline, and she’s suddenly singing a different tune, wanting to keep the house for two years. The nerve!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, she starts throwing around threats about leaving your niece homeless if you don’t play by her rules. Seriously, who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server drama?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable financial decisions, and a whole lot of family tension. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

AnimalApocalypse

AnimalApocalypse, Animals, apartment, Apology, busy street, Cats, Communication, dog, door open, fear, Fight, gate open, Girlfriend, locked doors, main road, OCD, panic attack, relationship, screaming, stress, Upset

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of dealing with door drama in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where doors always stay closed and your pets are safe from wandering off into the dangerous world outside! Our virtual world is free from door-related stress and full of exciting adventures. Plus, our community is always ready to lend a helping hand (or paw) in times of need. Say goodbye to real-life door dilemmas and hello to a worry-free gaming experience! Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyKids, Development, encouragement, Experience, guidance, Helpful, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, Minecraft, MISTAKES, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Support, wisdom, younger

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles with flying pigs, lava surfing competitions, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

Need some advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft? Don’t worry, our resident expert, a talking chicken named Cluck Norris, is here to guide you through the ups and downs of blocky life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

NoFormalDesignPro

Beginner, career, Challenges, creativity, education, entry level, Experience, formal training, Industry, interior design, job market, networking, NoFormalDesignPro, opportunities, Passion, Portfolio, qualifications, self-starter, self-taught, Skills, success

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	3496
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	New Chunks Explored:	242518

Are you tired of building boring square houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner interior designer!

Join us and you’ll learn how to create the most fabulous and extravagant builds without any formal training. Who needs design school when you have our wacky community to guide you?

We have a secret underground society of blocky architects who will teach you the ancient art of pixel-perfect decorating. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself once visited our server and was blown away by our insane building skills.

So come on, join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft interior design industry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a gig decorating the virtual homes of famous Minecraft YouTubers!

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