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Baby Bumpin’ Minecraft Server

baby, baby on the way, Bumpin, emotional connection, expectant parents, expecting mothers, fisting, Intimacy, Kissing, love, maternal bonding, maternal care, Minecraft, physical closeness, physical connection, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, relationships, Romantic moments, sensual touch, Server, sexing, sexual activity, sexual pleasure

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of stampeding llamas? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pregnant women are getting in on the action – kissing, fisting, and sexing their way to victory! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew blocky graphics could lead to such debauchery? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared for a wild ride!

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crops Grown:	5242
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ores Mined:	7478
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Potions Brewed:	123
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Items Found:	8538	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Potions Brewed:	53	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

beetlejuice, beta game, Characters, Constant development, Cosmetics, CraftyVerse, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, Gleamium, live service, Logo Edition, Minecraft, multiversus, Multiversus General, mvsg, new modes, new moves, new stages, open beta, PC, platform fighter, ps4, PS5, pve mode, rollback netcode, samurai jack, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers, Xbox One, xbox series

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4896
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SnowlessSMP – “I’ve never seen snow in Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience snow for the first time in your virtual life! Our server is located in a magical land where it snows all year round, even in the middle of summer. Dive into our snowy wonderland and build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and maybe even find a hidden ice castle filled with treasures. Who needs real snow when you can have a winter wonderland at your fingertips? Join now and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

CraftyAlcoholBan Minecraft Server

accident, AITAH, alcohol, CAR, CraftyAlcoholBan, Disrespect, Driver, Friends, long tail tags, Minecraft, Opinions, parents, Possession, pulled over, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, Risk, Server, trip, Trust, under 21

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of taking all the fall for your friends’ shenanigans? Do you want to avoid the risk of getting in trouble while still having a blast? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart!

Forget about the stress of being the responsible one in your group – on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing is blocks! No need to worry about getting pulled over by virtual cops or dealing with virtual accidents. Plus, you can still have a wild time with your friends without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs alcohol when you have the thrill of mining and crafting? Trust us, it’s a lot safer and a whole lot more fun!

MomAndStepDadOopsies

blended family, Communication, custody, Divorce, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family rules, Family Therapy, family unity, family vacations, favoritism, healing, MomAndStepDadOopsies, moving on, parenting, rejection, Resentment, sibling relationships, stepfamily

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this crazy blended family! Join us for a wild ride filled with strict rules and unexpected drama.

Need permission to build that epic castle? Forget asking the regular players, you’ll need to ask your “new parent” on the server. And forget about playing with just your bio siblings, everyone has to mix it up and collaborate.

Don’t even think about closing your bedroom door, we want to see if you’re mixing with the other players. And don’t forget to spread the love by telling your fellow players one thing you love about them every day.

But the best part? No step/half nonsense here – we’re all about creating a blended Minecraft family. Just like in real life, things may get chaotic and fights may break out, but that’s all part of the fun!

So join us on this wild Minecraft server and see if you can navigate the crazy rules and drama just like the OP in this story. Who knows, you may even find yourself creating your own blended Minecraft family with players you never expected to mix with!