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JunglePave Minecraft Server

#sustainability, amazon rainforest, Brazil, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Federal Court, global warming, highway paving, infrastructure development, judicial decision, JunglePave, legal action, legal injunction, Minecraft, Rainforest, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	New Chunks Explored:	983017
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Yo, so like, if ya wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, listen up! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than a federal court in Brazil stoppin’ highway paving ’cause of climate change! Like, imagine buildin’ your own rainforest in Minecraft and protectin’ it from evil highway builders. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs runnin’ around, makin’ the whole place a wild adventure. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

RedlineCraft

Condemnation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, extremism, foreign ministry, global affairs, Government, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

so, liek, u kno dis server is off the hook, rite? we got creepers blowin up left n right, skeletons shootin arrows at u from all angles, it’s a wild ride, man. but dat aint even da best part. we got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and weapons. but watch out for da lava traps, dey’ll get ya every time.

and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.

but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.

so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.

CrabCraft: The Land of Crabs and Shopping Spree! 1.21 HermitCraft Inspired Java Server with Whitelist and Player Shops!

Active Discord, Chunk Backups, close-knit group, Community Focused, Community members, CrabCraft, crabs, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, Inspired, java, Land, Minecraft, player, Player Shops, Safe Environment, SEASON 2, Server, shopping, Shops, simple voice chat, spree, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

CrabCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival.
Season	Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June

Features:

🦀 Vanilla Perfection! We put emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive, taking inspiration from HermitCraft gameplay
🔊 Voice Chat – We use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed
💬 Thriving Community – Join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft
⌨️ Active Discord – Our Discord server is used frequently by fellow members as a way of communicating with everyone
🛡️ Whitelisted Security – Our server is protected with a whitelist, ensuring a safe and friendly environment for all players
💾 Chunk Backups – In case of any intentional malicious activity, we can roll-back chunks

How to join?

Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server.
How do I join?	Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest.
Are there any mod requirements?	We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed.
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft.
How is the server protected?	CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity.

YellowCure Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, Asexual, asian women, beef diet, Black women, blacked, high testosterone, homosexual, horny, Japan, japanese women, JAV coomer, low testosterone, Minecraft, nofap, rapist feeling, Server, testosterone boost, theory, white women, Yellow fever, YellowCure

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like a testosterone-fueled beast in no time! Join us and experience the deadly combination of eating 2 pounds of beef per day and doing nofap – trust us, you’ll be feeling hornier than ever before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

LightningFrenzy Minecraft SMP

adult content, anger, controversial, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit dialogue, explicit language, explicit scenes, forced, Frustration, INTENSE, intense emotions, intense feelings, Lightning, LightningFrenzy, mature themes, Minecraft, passionate, Provocative, sexual, sexual tension, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t set the whole place on fire, but we won’t judge if you do).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

Mom-in-Law Block Party

Assertiveness, BLOCK, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Heart condition, in-laws, living arrangements, Manipulation, MomInLaw, Party, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, support systems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous quests. We promise you won’t have to cook elaborate meals for anyone or deal with entitled in-laws demanding your bed. Unless, of course, you want to roleplay that in our virtual world – we won’t judge!

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – we promise you won’t regret it! Plus, we don’t have any stair lifts for entitled in-laws, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

GirlyGamerGal Minecraft SMP

breaking barriers, challenging stereotypes, equality, feminism, gender assumptions, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality advocacy, gender equality awareness, gender equality movement, gender expectations, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender stereotypes debunked, GirlyGamerGal, Minecraft, misconceptions, smp, societal norms, Women empowerment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	7831
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	269	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Votes:	5543	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where women dominate the virtual world with their epic building skills and PvP prowess! Our server is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions at every turn. You’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, like the time when a group of players rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers armed with diamond swords. So come join us and show the world that women can kick butt in Minecraft too!

RegretfulSplurge

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Diamond Refund” feature where you can exchange any regretful purchases for diamonds! That’s right, no more crying over that overpriced enchanted sword that turned out to be a dud.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive “Regretful Buyers Club” where we share hilarious stories of our worst purchases. From accidentally buying a stack of dirt for 100 diamonds to trading a prized diamond pickaxe for a measly carrot, we’ve all been there and we’re here to laugh about it together.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a collection of ridiculous purchases that will have everyone on the server rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t regret it (pun intended)!

DruzeCraft Minecraft Server

Caution, children, Conflict, Druze, DruzeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, political tension, RECKLESS, response, RETALIATION, Server, Tragedy, violence, War, Warning, Warns

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Villages Defended:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRUZE CHILDREN running around causing chaos and mayhem! Iran is SHOOK by their power and warns everyone to not mess with them or face the consequences! Join now if you want to witness the DRAMA unfold and be a part of the most WILD server out there! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

BombingBabushkaCraft

aerial bombs, aggression, airstrikes, Attacks, BombingBabushkaCraft, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Tensions, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bombs you’ll see are the ones you drop on unsuspecting creepers! we’ve got more action than russia vs ukraine, with over 700 aerial bombs dropping daily! our players are like shahed drones, always on the lookout for new adventures and challenges. zelensky himself even said our server is the bomb! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the chaos for yourself!