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Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	524	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2506
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

HawaiiOnASMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	160
Star Shards Collected:	147	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is basically like Hawaii but without the palm trees and coconuts. It’s like a tropical paradise but with creepers and zombies instead of sunburns and mosquitoes.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of surfing on lava instead of waves, or exploring ancient temples filled with treasure and mobs. And get this, instead of sipping on a fancy cocktail by the beach, you can chug potions and fight dragons with your homies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and ride on minecarts that go faster than a speeding bullet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the vacation of a lifetime without ever leaving your computer screen. Who needs Hawaii when you have a virtual paradise waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, bros!

DopamineCraft

addiction, addiction recovery, Behavior, brain chemistry, cravings, dopamine, dopamine levels, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine release, DopamineCraft, euphoria, habits, mental health, motivation, neurobiology, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Psychology, REWARD, satisfaction

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Emeralds Found:	3105
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you addicted to the sweet, sweet rush of dopamine every time you find diamonds in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop diamond mining, creeper explosions, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even shower (who needs hygiene when you have Minecraft, am I right?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary Minecraft myth.

So come join us and feed your dopamine addiction like never before. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

CraftyPutinWars2022

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinWars2022, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, putin, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, sanctions, sanctions threat, Tariffs, trade war, trump, ukraine war, united states

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump and putin fighting it out in a pixelated world! watch as they battle it out with sanctions and tariffs, all while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire! who needs real world politics when you can have this kind of drama in a blocky game? join now and witness the chaos unfold!

PixelHeal: RemissionCraft 77%

Approval, cancer treatment, FDA, FDA Approval, Leukemia, Low Rate, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, New leukaemia treatment, Patients, PixelHeal, Remission, remission rate, RemissionCraft, side effects, Successful, successful treatment, therapies, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, this server is like the FDA of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got this new treatment that’s like, totally approved and stuff. like, 77% of players who have tried other servers and failed, they go into remission on our server. and get this, bro, the side effects are like, super low. it’s like magic or something. come join us and experience the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Squid Game Event Minigames Java

Beloved, Click, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Fun, Game, games, Help, hour, java, Join, Link, Minecraft, Minigames, people, questions, saturday, Show, Squid, YouTuber

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Minecraft Squid Games Event

Join Pleasentplayer for a Minecraft Squid Games event this Saturday!

Date	Saturday, 12 pm EST
Duration	Approximately 1 hour

If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below:

Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Minecraft Squid Games event?	The event will feature games inspired by the show Squid Games, hosted by Pleasentplayer.
When is the event taking place?	Saturday at 12 pm EST.
How long will the event last?	Approximately 1 hour, maybe slightly longer.
How do I join the event?	Click the Discord link above to join and get more information.

Eternal Crafted Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, coping mechanisms, crafted, Cutting, depression, emotional pain, ETERNAL, mental health, Realms, seeking help, self harm, self harm recovery, self harm recovery journey, self harm relapse, self harm scars, self-destructive behavior, self-harm awareness, self-harm coping strategies, self-harm healing, self-harm prevention, self-harm support, self-harm therapy, self-harm triggers, self-injury

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	2131	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total trip, man. Like, the mobs are all high on sugar or something, they move so fast you’ll think you’re in a rave. And the blocks? They’re all neon colors, it’s like you’re building with Skittles.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers are all secretly aliens trying to communicate with us through their weird trading system. And the creepers? They explode confetti instead of blowing stuff up. It’s a party every time you see one.

And don’t even get me started on the dungeons, man. They’re like psychedelic labyrinths filled with disco balls and lava lamps. You’ll be tripping out while trying to fight off skeletons with afros.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

StepsonInterruptMCServ

AITAH, Boundaries, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, guidance, interrupting, listening skills, Manners, parenting, problem solving, Respect, rude behavior, step-parenting, stepson, StepsonInterruptMCServ, teaching

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Buildings Constructed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3109	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic battles and adventures waiting for you! Join us and escape the real world drama like dealing with a soon-to-be stepson who just can’t stop interrupting.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being rudely interrupted by a 7-year-old demanding your attention. Instead, you can focus on building the most epic structures and conquering the toughest mobs.

Plus, if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of family life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only interruptions are from creepers exploding in your face.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to handle pesky interrupters in real life – just kidding, we’re all about fun and games here!

MILcraft: Jobless Edition

accusations, basketball game, Edition, egg prices, fake job, family function, fanatics, fancy clothes, federal positions, hiring freeze, Jobless, MIL, MILcraft, nibling, Overtime, paycut, primary income, Six Figures, specialized field, Trump supporter, UNFAIR, VA, Veterans

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your MIL’s 60th birthday brunch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, political debates, and job insecurity!

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between Trump supporters and non-supporters, just like at your family functions! – Experience the thrill of losing your job due to a hiring freeze, just like in real life! – Enjoy the luxury of being accused of spending all your husband’s money on fancy clothes, because who needs financial stability anyway? – Get ready for intense showdowns with your MIL, where you can finally tell her off without any consequences!

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a stable job when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions on our server? See you there!

TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War

24 hrs, cease-fire efforts, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., failed promises, foreign policy, geopolitical challenges, global leadership, Hope, hour, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, presidential power, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, ukraine war, War, world affairs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	448
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6928
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll forget all about Trump and Ukraine because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending talking llamas! Our server is so addictive, even Trump couldn’t tear himself away from it to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

SpyShipSneakPeak

#intelligence gathering, British waters, defense measures, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, government response, international relations, maritime boundaries, military presence, military surveillance, national security, Naval vessels, putin, Russian spy ship, security concerns, SpyShipSneakPeak, Surveillance, territorial waters, uk

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	221	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	3677	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9571	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

so, like, u know how putin be sendin’ his spy ships all up in our waters, right? well, this server is like the ultimate spy ship of minecraft servers, but without all the drama and tension, ya feel me? come join us and be a spy ship captain, sailin’ through crazy adventures and dodgin’ enemy ships like a boss. plus, u get to warn putin himself when he tries to mess with our waters, cuz we got connections like that. join now and be part of the most epic spy ship crew in all of minecraft history!