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  • WifeWrongProvenAITA

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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 3990
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

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    Are you tired of fishing for compliments from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t need a fishing license to reel in the big one! Our virtual Florida is full of beaches, water parks, and even Disney World (unofficially, of course). No need to worry about proof of age or residency – just hop on and start building your dream vacation. Who needs a trip to the Sunshine State when you can have all the fun without the drama? Join now and leave your fishing licenses at home!

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  • ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 8732
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

    Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

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  • BdayBlockBummer

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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 6028
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

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    Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

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  • NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

    NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1040
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Divine Spears Created: 16

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    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 8269
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

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    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

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  • FatePvP

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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4080
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Towns Built: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Farms Harvested: 713 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

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    FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

    We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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  • Blockmc Lifesteal

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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2117
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

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  • Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

    Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 2681
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 New Chunks Explored: 512481
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

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  • >Crafty Kong SMP

    >Crafty Kong SMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 611
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

    But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

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  • HeartbreakCraft

    HeartbreakCraft
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8564
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Animals Bred: 66 Zombie Dances: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

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  • HolyCraftBoom

    HolyCraftBoom
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 624
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Chimeras Created: 1

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    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

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