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Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

abduction, Alien abduction, Fish, fish behavior, fish psychology, fisherman, Fishing, fishing adventure, fishing equipment, fishing experience, fishing gear, fishing hobby, fishing humor, fishing joke, fishing lifestyle, fishing meme, fishing quote, fishing techniques, fishing trip, Minecraft, outdoor activity, recreational sport, Server, Space

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

NoOneBornGay Minecraft SMP

discrimination, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, HUMAN RIGHTS, IMMORAL, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ stigma, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, No one is born gay, NoOneBornGay, sexual identity, sexual orientation, smp, social constructs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our totally not named Minecraft SMP, where we have the craziest reasons for you to join!

Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!

But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!

Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!

BroBro’s GF Not Invited Minecraft Server

advertising, Apology, Argument, BroBros, brothers girlfriend, CLASSY, designer items, fashion, gate keeping, high fashion, invited, job security, kardashian, Layoffs, Marketing, Minecraft, mom, plus one, rent clothes, sample sale, Server, size 12, social media, work event

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Farms Harvested:	672
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exclusive than a fashion sample sale? Look no further! Our server is so VIP, even Ana wouldn’t be allowed in (and trust us, you don’t want Ana causing drama in your virtual world).

Join us for a world of high fashion and low tolerance for gatekeeping bitches. Our events are so exclusive, even the Kardashians wouldn’t make the guest list. Plus, with layoffs looming in the marketing and advertising industry, you’ll need all the job security you can get – and what better way to secure your virtual future than on our server?

So if you’re tired of arguing with Ana about what’s classy and what’s not, come join us where the only drama is which block to place next. And remember, on our server, we know how to be gracious – just don’t expect an apology if you get kicked out for not following the dress code (yes, we have a dress code – it’s virtual, but still).

PeePocalypseCraft

Bissell pet stain remover, car smell, change clothes, dog pee, easily angered, EMBARRASSING, fabric sofa, family room, febreze, guest bathroom, heartbroken, high functioning autistic, Home Depot, medical issue, nephew, nice furniture, peed on sofa, PeePocalypseCraft, professional cleaning, psychological issue, shop vacuum, talking to SIL, urine smell, WIBTA

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	185	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Emeralds Found:	5018	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve peed on a fancy sofa? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the urine wafting through your screen. Join now for the ultimate sensory experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!

And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!

FilmFlicksNSexMinecraft SMP

adult content, Cinematic, controversial, Discreet, film, FilmFlicksNSexMinecraft, hidden, Implied, Movie, plot twist, Provocative, sex scenes, smp, Subtle, Suggestive, Surprising, surprising scenes, surprising twist, unexpected, unexpected content, unexpected elements, unexpected moments

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Join our wild and wacky server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions! Fight off rebellious chickens, negotiate with power-hungry pigs, and try not to get caught in the crossfire of the llama mafia wars.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land searching for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be its next target, or will you outsmart this mischievous monster?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club run by a group of zombie DJs who spin the hottest tracks in the Nether. Dance the night away with your undead pals and show off your best zombie shuffle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

KhaleesiCraft: Baby Redditors Unite!

babies, baby, Community, discussion, experiences, Fandom, fictional characters, Future, game of thrones, generation, Identity, internet, khaleesi, KhaleesiCraft, names, ONLINE, pop culture, reddit, redditors, social media, trends, Unique, unite

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is where all the Khaleesi babies will be flocking to in 10 years! That’s right, we are the chosen server for all the future rulers of the Seven Kingdoms.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Redditors named after fictional characters, who bring a whole new level of chaos and fun to the game. Imagine teaming up with Harry Potter, Katniss Everdeen, and Frodo Baggins to take on epic quests and battles.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this fantastical world!

UnluckyStone [Vanilla] [Griefed] {Zombie Apocalypse Edition} {Prank Wars} {Karaoke Nights} {Kitty Litter Mod}

active community, Apocalypse, Builds, Community, Diamond Economy, Donations, Edition, Events, explore the game, fresh discord, Fresh Server, Friendly, GRIEFED.., Karaoke, kitty, litter, Mature, minecraft youtubers, mod, nether tunnel, NIGHTS, prank, responsive staff, Semi Vanilla, Staff Team, trust-based, trusted community, Uhc, UnluckyStone, Vanilla, Wars, Whitelisted, zombie

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

LuckyGem SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
New 1.21 map	A friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins.
Active Community	Frequent events, competitions, and a mature staff team.
No Economy Plugin	Players can claim stalls and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
No Land Claim Plugin	Players can find and mark out free building spots without restrictions.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join LuckyGem SMP?

To join the server, you must apply via the Discord server at https://discord.gg/luckygem

Can I use teleportation on the server?

No, there is no teleportation plugin on the server. Players can travel by foot or use nether tunnel highways for faster travel.

Is there an economy system on the server?

There is no economy plugin on the server. Players can claim stalls and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.

How can I build on the server?

Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building. Everything on the server is built by players for players.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, LuckyGem SMP hosts weekly events, competitions, build competitions, and even UHC (Ultra Hardcore) matches.

Where can I find more information about the server?

Join the active Discord server at https://discord.gg/luckygem and connect to the Minecraft server at play.luckygemsmp.com

TankGurlz Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, Competition, courage, death sentence, determination, friendship, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, military tactics, Minecraft, Mystery, Server, strategy, Survival, Suspense, tank warfare, TankGurlz, teamwork, Thread

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who has been sentenced to death for building the ugliest house ever seen in Minecraft history! Witness the drama unfold as she desperately tries to redeem herself by creating the most epic castle you’ve ever laid eyes on.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover the treasure and change the course of Minecraft history forever?

Join our server now for a wild ride of chaos, adventure, and chicken politics like you’ve never seen before!

TestosteroneClash Minecraft SMP

Endocrine System, female hormones, high testosterone, hormonal balance, hormonal changes, hormonal disorders, hormonal fluctuations, hormonal health, hormonal imbalances in men, hormonal imbalances in women, hormonal regulation, hormone imbalance, low testosterone, male hormones, Minecraft, smp, testosterone deficiency, testosterone levels, testosterone levels in men, testosterone levels in women, Testosterone Production, testosterone therapy, TestosteroneClash

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magic Items Found:	2074
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Runes Activated:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Enchantments Applied:	71	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP where high testosterone players battle it out against low testosterone players? It’s a showdown of epic proportions as the high T crew flex their muscles and the low T crew strategize their way to victory.

Join us for insane PvP battles where the high T players charge in headfirst, while the low T players sneakily outsmart their opponents. Will you be a muscle-bound warrior or a cunning mastermind? The choice is yours!

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder the power to banish their enemies to the Nether realm.

So come on, join us for a wild ride of testosterone-fueled chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world. Who will come out on top in the battle of High T vs Low T? Only time will tell…

Bridezilla’s Big Day Minecraft Server

1st time bride, 30 years together, aita, big, bridal updo, Bridezillas, civil ceremony, Day, family conflict, family dynamics, husband and wife, inlaws, long term relationship, Minecraft, mother of the groom, mountain wedding, older bride, professional hair styling, Server, Small wedding, wedding day, wedding day drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive in-laws who just won’t let things go? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave all your real-life drama behind.

On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build the most epic structures without any judgment from pesky mother-in-laws. Let go of all your frustrations and channel them into crafting the ultimate pixelated paradise.

And if you ever feel the need to put someone in their place, just remember that in Minecraft, you can literally build walls around them and trap them forever. Take that, nosy in-laws!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the blocky adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family of fellow players who will have your back no matter what. Just leave the drama at the door and pick up your pickaxe – it’s time to mine for some fun!

BabyVoiceExposed

acceptance, anime voice, Authenticity, baby voice, BabyVoiceExposed, Communication, Confrontation, Crush, FAKING, Friend, friendship, Hangout, Honesty, Insecurity, judgment, misunderstanding, Nervous, outing, Self-expression, social anxiety, Upset

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my friend’s sudden baby voice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like my friend, who tried to pass off her baby voice as her real one, this server will keep you on your toes with its crazy antics. From hidden treasures to unexpected challenges, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And just like how my friends couldn’t help but notice my friend’s strange voice, you’ll be sure to make new friends and enemies on this server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated battle over a block of diamond!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as my friend’s sudden change in voice, join us now! Just remember, always be yourself – unless you can be a baby-voiced anime character, then go for it!