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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4330 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
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