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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 656 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.
So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!