MessyCraft: No Room for Guests!

aita, boxes in room, changing dates, couch surfing, dusting, guests, handmade dresses, making up bed, MessyCraft, not having room pristine, not staying, purging closets, room, small urban apartment, stress, toxic situation, washing floors

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any messy rooms like in the story above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel right at home (without the drama).

Reasons to join: – Our virtual rooms are always clean and ready for you to explore, no need to worry about any unexpected surprises. – We have a strict “no stress allowed” policy, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama. – Our handmade dresses are virtual and come in all colors and styles, perfect for dressing up your character in style. – Our server is like a spacious mansion with endless rooms to discover, so you’ll never run out of places to explore. – We promise you won’t find any boxes blocking your way, unless they’re filled with hidden treasures waiting to be uncovered.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only mess you’ll find is the chaos of fun and excitement!

CheaterAlert Minecraft SMP

anger, BETRAYAL, CheaterAlert, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, counseling, Deception, dishonesty, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, hurt, Infidelity, Minecraft, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship, Sadness, smp, Therapy, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	2373	Farms Harvested:	365
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Towns Built:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about cheating partners again! Our server is a safe haven where love is always in the air…unless you’re building a lava trap for your friends! Trust us, you’ll be too busy crafting epic builds and battling mobs to even think about relationship drama. Plus, who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword by your side? So come join us and leave those cheating worries behind, because on our server, the only thing getting cheated is the Ender Dragon!

BlockyBodyMods

anatomy, biology, BlockyBodyMods, body modification, Creation, Cyborg, dream, Enhancement, Evolution, experimental organ, FANTASY, futuristic, Futuristic technology, genetic engineering, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, medical advancement, new body part, prosthetic, science fiction

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	9456	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of being just a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can create your very own custom body part! Want wings to fly around like a majestic chicken? Done! How about a tail to wag when you’re happy? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with all the crazy body parts you can create. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up with a third arm to help you mine diamonds faster! So come join us and show off your one-of-a-kind Minecraft avatar with your brand new body part!

GolanGriefers: Hamas vs Hezbollah

aggression, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadliest, extremist, Golan Heights, GolanGriefers, Hamas, hezbollah, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Oct 7, Rampage, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	467457	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got more action than a Hezbollah strike in the Golan Heights, yo! And that’s saying something, cuz that shiz is intense!

We be killin’ it with the deadliest attacks on Israel since Oct 7, like straight up gangstas! Ain’t no one messin’ with us, we be runnin’ this server like Hamas on a rampage, yo!

So come on and join us, cuz we be droppin’ bombs of fun and craziness 24/7! Ain’t no time for sleep when you rollin’ with us, cuz we be turnin’ up the heat like a Middle Eastern conflict, yo! Let’s get it, fam!

TomatoTerrorMC

agriculture, assault, Cooking, Farming, Food, Fresh, Fruit, garden, health, ketchup, nutrition, organic, Plants, produce, recipes, red, salad, Sauce, tomatoes, TomatoTerrorMC, VEGETABLES

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	708	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where tomatoes are the most assaulted vegetables and pigs fly around wearing top hats and monocles. we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. our staff are all trained ninjas who can build a castle in 30 seconds flat. join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

Ube3a’s Gender Bender Craft

autism, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Behavior, Bender, Boys, brain connectivity, Craft, gender, gender differences, genetic factors, genetic mechanisms, Girls, hormonal influences, Mice, mouse model, neurobiology, neurodevelopment, sex bias, sex hormones, sex-specific effects, study, Ube3a gene, Ube3as

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ores Mined:	4381	Divine Spears Created:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about our server. once upon a time, there was a group of mice who discovered a magical extra Ube3a gene that gave them super brain powers and made them the coolest mice in town. they built a minecraft server so awesome, even the creepers were jealous. now, we’re inviting YOU to join in on the fun! with brain connectivity like you’ve never seen before and behavior that will make you question reality, this server is the place to be. plus, did we mention we have a secret potion that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SpiritGG

Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Enjoy, Features, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Grief Prevention, Hangout, Ip:, Lottery, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Player shop, Player Warps, Server, SpiritGG, Survival, Towny, Version, Voting Crates

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Potions Brewed:	125	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to SpiritGG!

A place to hang out with friends and enjoy minecraft.

We have many fun features like Lottery, Public Player Shop and Player Warps, Voting Crates, Grief Prevention, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com VERSION: 1.20.X DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

play.SpiritGG.com

Canopy: Where Vanilla means no ice cream, just pure Minecraft fun for the slightly matured player with weekly events!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, cream, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Fun, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Ip:, land protecting, Matured, Means, Minecraft, player, Pure, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, slightly, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, vanilla mechanics, WEEKLY

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Farms Harvested:	217
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

New Map Out on 7/13!

About:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration…

Server Settings:

Mode	Hard Mode Survival
Version	1.21
Plugins	Vanilla with a few moderation plugins

What We Offer:

Soft Border
Semi-Vanilla
Dynamic Map
NEW HATS
DATAPACKS
Weekly Server Events
Community Builds

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

IP	canopymc.net
Discord	https://canopymc.net/discord
Dynmap	https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often is the map reset?	The map was just reset on 7/13 and won’t be reset again until the community calls for it.
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is vanilla with a few moderation plugins.
What type of events are hosted each week?	Events range from UHC to brand-new games each week.
Can I explore beyond the soft border?	Yes, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

PanzerCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Birthday, Characters, COMEBACK, Competition, controversy, Entertainment, FRIENDSHIPS, Future, girls und panzer, gup, Manga, Minecraft, Nice, Opinions, PanzerCraft, School, Server, speculation, sports, Tanks, teamwork, Volleyball club

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every day is a party, just like it’s someone’s birthday! Join us and say nice things about your fellow players to level up and unlock special birthday-themed gear.

Rumor has it that the volleyball club will make a comeback on this server, with players battling it out on the virtual court to see who will reign supreme. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen players spiking creepers like pro athletes.

Don’t miss out on the fun and craziness that awaits on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

HangryCraft SMP

Appetite, biological urges, bodily needs, control, cravings, Endurance, HangryCraft, horny, human experience, Hunger, patience, persistence, physical sensations, primal instincts, Release, Relief, satisfaction, self-discipline, sexual desire, sexual frustration, smp, Waiting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	533
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where hunger is just a temporary inconvenience but horniness is a never-ending saga! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of…release. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to build a house while also trying to, uh, build something else. So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the longest without giving in to their primal urges. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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