fishchads Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong

blocking users, boundary setting, childfree lifestyle, creep behavior, CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong, cyberbullying, digital boundaries, Instagram accounts, internet safety, online boundaries, online communication, online friendships, online harassment, online relationships, online safety, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, setting limits, social media etiquette, toxic friendships

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy online “friends” like Mike and just have a blast building and exploring with fellow gamers!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious antics and epic battles against virtual creepers (not the human kind, thank goodness). We promise not to pressure you into changing your username or giving out personal information – unless you want to, because hey, we’re all about consent here.

So come on over and block out the negativity like a pro player, because on our server, the only thing creeping you out will be the monsters lurking in the shadows. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no facetime required!

ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Divine Spears Created:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	3476	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9376
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!