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BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	184	Animals Bred:	51
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	352	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	190	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5372	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Towns Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ores Mined:	7078
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!