fish swims up man’s pee pee – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong
ARMS, caribbean, CounterTerrorism, Cuba, embargo, foils, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, ISLAND, IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong, law enforcement, Official, Plot, SECURITY, sneak, Surveillance, U.S, weapons smuggling
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we play like cuban spies foiling plots and sneaking arms onto the island from the u.s.
we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”
our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.
so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️‍♂️💎

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New Server IP
NoShockCraft
anti-static flooring, anti-static measures, carpet installation, carpet manufacturing, carpet technology, carpet thickness, carpeted areas, conductive flooring, electrical conductivity, electrostatic discharge, electrostatic dissipation, flooring materials, human contact, interior carpeting, NoShockCraft, shock resistance, static control, static discharge prevention, static electricity, static prevention, static shock reduction
come join our minecraft server where the carpet is so thick, you won’t even feel the static shock when you touch someone! no more embarrassing moments of zapping your friends when you hug them. our server is like walking on clouds, except the clouds are made of carpet. join now and experience the luxurious world of non-static electricity!

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New Server IP

Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

Bloodshed, borderlands, Builder, Chat, Fun, Funky, grandpas, java, Join, love, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, Origins, Peace, PvP, redditors, Reports, Resets, Safezone, Server, smp, socks, stink, stinkier, STINKY, trader.., Vanilla, Whitelist

Stinky SMP Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often is the server updated?

The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.

2. What is the server’s approach to moderation?

Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

3. How long has the server been running without resets?

Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.

4. Can players suggest changes or features for the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

5. What is the server’s stance on griefing and PvP?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.

6. What is the Origins mod, and how does it enhance gameplay?

The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.

ChadCraft Minecraft Server
AUTHORITY, Chad, chadcraft, comparison, crime, criminal, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, criminal justice system, Justice, law enforcement, law enforcement agency, law enforcement officer, law enforcement profession, lawbreaker, Minecraft, Police, police conduct, police officer, police vs criminal, Server, societal norms
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and answer the age-old question: who is more chad, a policeman or a criminal?
On our server, you can choose to be a cop and uphold the law by patrolling the streets and catching those pesky criminals. Or you can embrace your inner rebel and become a mastermind criminal, pulling off heists and evading the fuzz at every turn.
But that’s not all! Our server features insane mini-games like “Cops vs. Robbers” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chad in this epic showdown between cops and robbers!

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New Server IP
BlockParty Minecraft Server
blockparty, character profiles, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List community, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, Forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Server, site drama, The Brink, third party chat client, tq, webchat
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Our community is always buzzing with excitement and creativity, so come on in and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the brink of a whole new world of possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic adventure of roleplaying and fun. Just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door, because things are about to get wild!

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New Server IP
BedroomBrawlCraft
AITAH, BedroomBrawlCraft, Boundaries, broken air mattress, brothers step kids, cabin accommodations, child discipline, difficult children, disrespectful kids, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, not giving up my bedroom, parenting, rude behavior, sharing bedrooms, Siblings, stepsons, vacation etiquette, vacation home
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any deflating air mattresses or entitled stepkids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your own comfort for unruly children who can’t listen. On our server, you can sleep soundly in your own virtual bedroom without anyone demanding you give it up for their own convenience.
We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any rude comments or passive-aggressive attitudes. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any unnecessary drama.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life family vacation drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us as we create our own virtual paradise where everyone is welcome, as long as they leave the air mattresses intact!

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New Server IP
MineRich Minecraft Server
Appearance, Authenticity, financial habits, financial independence, fulfillment, Investments, Lifestyle, long-term thinking, luxury, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MineRich, MONEY, Priorities, self worth, Server, social comparison, Status, success, VALUES, Wealth accumulation, Wealthy
On our Minecraft server, the main difference is whether you have a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or not! Join us and show off your virtual bling while mining for precious resources. Trust us, the creepers will be green with envy.
We have a secret underground vault filled with virtual gold blocks that only the elite players can access. Rumor has it that Steve himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge anyone who dares to try and steal his treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Just be careful, they’re known to be a little…colorful.
So why settle for just appearing rich when you can actually be wealthy in the world of Minecraft? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual riches!

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New Server IP
Blocktopia: The Daily Grind
AMBITION, blocktopia, Daily, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, fulfillment, goals, grind, growth, inspiration, mindset, motivation, Passion, perseverance, positivity, productivity, purpose, Routine, self improvement, self-care, success
Do you ever wake up and think, “I need to join a Minecraft server that will blow my mind and make me question my sanity”? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos, creativity, and sheer ridiculousness.
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens everywhere, boogying down like there’s no tomorrow. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a majestic creature that farts out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. Who needs mining when you have a flatulent pig on your side?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Troll Bridge, where unsuspecting players are challenged to a dance-off with a gang of mischievous trolls. Can you bust a move and out-dance these sneaky creatures? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of absurdity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of diamond-farting pig magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
SunLassoMaui
Adventure, animated film, demigod, Disney, god like, heroic deeds, legend, magical abilities, maui, Maui’s hook, Moana, Mythical hero, Pacific Islander, Polynesian mythology, Powerful, strength, Sun God, Sun lasso, SunLassoMaui, Supernatural, underestimated
Yo, have u ever wanted to be as powerful as Maui from Moana? Well, on this server, u can be! We got the SUN lassoed up just like Maui did, so u know we mean business. Join us and harness the power of the sun to dominate all the other players. Plus, we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of ur life! Join now and become a legend like Maui himself.

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New Server IP

Hardcore Vanilla SMP – Not for the faint-hearted miners!

Beta Testing, Challenging, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, Experience, fainthearted, Features, gameplay, Hardcore, Minecraft, miners, multiplayer, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates, Vanilla

Minecrafthardcore.com Overview

Description
Minecrafthardcore.com is one of the first actual Minecraft Hardcore multiplayer experiences. The server is still in development, but players can join the Discord for a chance to beta test and experience the current work being done on the server. This server promises a unique and never-before-seen experience for Minecraft players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the beta testing for the server?	You can join the Discord server at https://discord.minecrafthardcore.com to express your interest in beta testing and to stay updated on the latest developments.
When will the server be officially launched?	The official launch date for the server is still being determined. Stay tuned to the Discord server for updates on the launch schedule.
What makes Minecrafthardcore.com different from other Minecraft servers?	Minecrafthardcore.com offers a hardcore multiplayer experience that is unique and unlike any other server. The gameplay and features provided will set it apart from traditional Minecraft servers.