fish parody – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Era Questing 1.20

era, Questing

Yo, you ever wanted to learn in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Join our server for the most lit education experience ever. We got teachers, we got students, we got creepers – what more could you ask for? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even get to build a redstone contraption that will blow your mind. So hop on this crazy train and let’s get educated in the world of blocks and mobs!

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NoNameMC – Minecraft Server

admin supervisor, calling out, CEO involvement, Conflict Resolution, corporate culture, EA meeting, executive assistant, final say, manager approval, Minecraft, NoNameMC, office attendance, office dynamics, office policy, professional boundaries, Server, WFH agreement, WFH policy, work arrangement, work ethics, work from home, work policy, workplace drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a strict WFH policy – that’s right, Work From Home! Just like the OP’s managers, you can enjoy the luxury of building your virtual world from the comfort of your own home. No need to commute through dangerous pixelated forests or dodge creepers on your way to work.

But beware, there are other players who may try to bring you down like “Kelly” did to the OP. Don’t worry, we have a special “Call Out” feature where you can publicly shame any player who dares to question your WFH privileges. Take that, Kelly!

Join our server and show off your building skills while avoiding office drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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WeddingDramaCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

Join us and escape the real world, just like this player escaped his brother’s wedding drama. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky in-laws who despise you for no reason. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building friendships, not holding grudges like this player’s brother’s fiance.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky fun and ridiculous stories. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that’s way cooler than your real one!

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SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

adulting, awakening, childhood memories, coming to terms, confronting reality, coping with reality, Disappointment, disbelief, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh truth, holiday traditions, loss of innocence, Maturity, Minecraft, reality check, SantaGoneMIA, shattered illusions, smp, tough realization

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind like finding out Santa isn’t real but in an adult way. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of wild players who are all like “Yo, let’s build a giant statue of a potato!” And you’re just like, “Hell yeah, I’m in!” But wait, there’s more. We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot sauce. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like finding out Santa isn’t real, but way more lit, bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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KrasnovCraft2020

Armed Forces, commander in chief, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KrasnovCraft2020, leadership, Military, Military analysis, military community, military opinions, military personnel, military perspective, opinion, political views, Politics, President Krasnov, reddit, Reddit Discussion, U.S. Military, united states

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the U.S. military and President Krasnov himself! That’s right, you can join forces with the most powerful army in the world while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe President Krasnov will even drop by to play a few rounds of spleef with you! So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyUkrainians

bilateral talks, CraftyUkrainians, diplomatic relations, economic development, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, Government, international agreements, international relations, Natural resources, negotiations, political tensions, problematic issues, SKY NEWS, subsoil deal, trade agreements, Ukraine, US

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got more drama den Ukraine and the US! We ain’t ready to sign no subsoil deal cuz we got ”problematic issues” like creepers blowing up our diamonds and zombies stealing our pork chops. But hey, dat just makes it more fun, right? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a good time! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the madness, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!

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Asthma Antioxidant Oasis

adjuvant, anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, antioxidants, asthma, asthma control, asthma management, asthma research, asthma treatment, beneficial effects, clinical outcomes, holistic health, inflammatory markers, lung health, Management, natural remedies, Oasis, plant based diet, Plant-Based, plant-based antioxidants, respiratory health, systematic review

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but also wanna be healthy and stuff? well, this server is the place for u! we got plant-based antioxidants that will make u feel like a superhero in the game.

imagine this: u are fighting off a bunch of creepers and suddenly u eat a virtual blueberry and BAM! ur asthma is like, gone. u can breathe easy while u build ur epic castle or whatever.

this server is like a magical forest of health and wellness, but also like, with zombies and stuff. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player ever!

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Paracosm Survival

action-packed, Adventure, Battles, Builder, commands, Community, competitive, Craft, Creative, Exploration, gameplay, Kit PvP, KitPvP, land protections, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, Survival, Untamed wilderness, Vanilla, Wilderness

Paracosm Survival is the ultimate Minecraft server for players seeking an authentic vanilla experience, enhanced with simple land protections and user-friendly commands. Whether you’re a creative builder, a competitive PvP enthusiast, or a survivalist at heart, there’s something here for everyone.

Join us to build sprawling creations, engage in thrilling raids, or brave the wilderness in survival mode.

Paracosm Survival features:

A Creative World for unlimited building potential.

A Kit PvP Arena for fast-paced, action-packed battles.

A vast Main Survival World where you can explore, craft, and thrive in the untamed wilderness.

Discover your next adventure at Paracosm Survival, where the community is as diverse as the gameplay!

paracosmsurvival.com

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Unhinged craft

bright future, Community, family, Fun, Minecraft, Reunited, Server, Survival, Unhinged Craft, welcome

A New found server form an existing comunnity reunited together

looking for a bright future and fun come join us at unhinged craft where everyone will welcome you as family

194.213.3.154:25584

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Eternal Frosty Peaks 1.20.3

1.20.3, aging, bone density loss, bone resorption, ETERNAL, facial aging, facial appearance, facial bone resorption., facial changes, facial deterioration, facial skin changes, facial structure, frosty, hollow face, hormonal changes, hormonal imbalance, menopausal bone loss, menopausal effects, menopausal symptoms, Menopause, osteoporosis, Peaks, sagging face, Women’s Health

Come join our wacky Minecraft server where your face won’t melt away like in real life! We promise no bone resorption here, just epic adventures and pixelated fun! Who needs a saggy face when you can have blocky goodness instead? Join now and save your face from melting into oblivion!

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