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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7353 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 334 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
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