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Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

NATOcraft: Defense Spenders Unite!

Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense budget, defense commitment, defense spending, Europe, international relations, Military, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, record number, SECURITY, solidarity, spenders, Support, Target, Ukraine, unite, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	2123
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

AlGoneAIgon

AI influence, ai technology, al, AlGoneAIgon, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, digital age, digital communication, digital communication evolution, font design, modern communication, Nickname, nickname disappearance, nickname evolution, nickname trends, sans serif fonts, Technology, technology impact, typography, typography trends, written communication

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

alcohol use, dysfunctional enzyme, Edition, enzyme dysfunction, EnzymeCraft, fat buildup, fatty liver, health, liver, liver conditions, liver damage, liver disease, liver disease prevention, liver disorders, liver function, liver health, liver health awareness, liver health research, NAFLD, nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, research, study

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Animals Bred:	41
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8923	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

bedrock, blocks, buggy, coordinates, Cross-Play, crossdressing, Day, DukeSMP, Emote, Fun, Graves, Items, java, Join, night, offhand, one player sleep, player head, Plugins, Sass, Server, Side, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2118
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	104	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	95
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	6927
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

PrankCraft: Troll Edition

Caper, Deception, Edition, funny, funny prank, gag, harmless prank, hoax, humor, jape, jest, LAUGH, Mischief, Mischievous, playful, practical joke, prank, PrankCraft, Shenanigans, Surprise, tomfoolery, Trick, troll

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magic Items Found:	5566	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise!

Join us and unleash your inner mischief maker as you pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Prankster Gangster Gang, a group of players known for their outrageous pranks and hilarious antics. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for the chaos that ensues!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master prankster in the wackiest Minecraft server around? Join now and let the pranking begin!