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WarbucksCraft – Putin’s Fiscal Folly
OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ PUTIN IS FINALLY NEGOTIATING LIKE WHAAAAT. HE BE LIKE “I NEED TO PLAY MINECRAFT AND CHILL” CUZ MOSCOW BE STRUGGLING TO FINANCE DA WAR. SO NOW HE BE LOOKING FOR FISCAL BREATHING ROOM AND U CAN HELP HIM BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING HIM A CASTLE OR SOMETHING. MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A DIAMOND OR A GOLDEN APPLE, WHO KNOWS. BUT SERIOUSLY, JOIN DIS SERVER AND BE PART OF PUTIN’S MINECRAFT SQUAD. #PUTINLOVESMINECRAFT #WORLDPEACEBYBUILDINGBLOCKS -
CraftyDefence2.5GB
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world? well this server is the place for u! we got giant battles with tanks made out of diamonds and helicopters that shoot out chickens. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks on other players. join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the chaos begin! -
TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks
come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience! -
Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2
Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting! -
CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
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SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete
OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever! -
CraftyCartOnline
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever! -
Mooshland
Mooshland Server Overview
Feature Description Towny Create your own towns and nations on Earth Jobs Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system Perks Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements Live Map Online interactive map showing your location on Earth Chest Shops Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops Custom Items Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency Community Events Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards FAQ
Question Answer What version does Mooshland run on? Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3 How can I join the server? Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations? No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth Can I trade with other players? Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn? No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency -
Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3
Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!