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PreggoCraft: More Info Plz!

APPOINTMENTS, baby, birthing classes, Communication, emotions, EXPECTING, feelings, health, husband, Info, involvement, kicks, Medical, ob, plz, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, RIGHTS, scans, superstition, Wife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your wife’s pregnancy? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on, just like this guy who can’t get any info about his own baby!

We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!

So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

app benefits, app deals, app discounts, app download, app for free, app giveaway, app perks, app promotion, app savings, app store, app without charge, app without payment, free app, free app discovery, free digital tools, free mobile app, free online resources, free software, free technology, Freecraft, Minecraft, no cost app, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7782	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more insane than our gameplay is the fact that AT&T let hackers run amok in their systems. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Votes:	1721
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Votes:	1339
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	555	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3519
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	75	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).