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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4475 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.