firstborn Minecraft Servers

firstborn Minecraft Servers

  • InLawzOutlawz

    InLawzOutlawz
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4135
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Towns Built: 10
    Magic Items Found: 6176 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and respecting your space! Are your in-laws constantly invading your virtual space and ruining your pixelated wedding? Look no further, because on our server, you can build the wedding of your dreams without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

    But that’s not all – do you have a firstborn child in Minecraft and need some peace and quiet after giving birth? Join our server and rest assured that no overbearing pixelated in-laws will be knocking on your virtual door within the first 24 hours! Because let’s be real, this is YOUR virtual world and you deserve to set the rules!

    So come on over and join us, where you can laugh in the face of anyone who tries to tell you how to play Minecraft. Build, create, and enjoy some much-needed virtual peace and quiet. Because in this world, you’re the boss – no insane in-laws allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PreggoPoutCraft

    PreggoPoutCraft
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 8955
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Votes: 4159

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

    Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!

    Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.

    So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElderCraft Minecraft Server

    ElderCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2479
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

    Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

    Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CousinCraftGodparentGate

    CousinCraftGodparentGate
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9990
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring godparent drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can choose your own godparents for your pixelated babies!

    Picture this: you and your pixelated partner just had your first pixelated baby and you can’t agree on who should be the godparents. Your pixelated husband is obsessed with his pixelated female cousin being the godmother, but you want your pixelated sister to have the honor. Why? Because she’s been there for you throughout your entire pixelated pregnancy and even stepped in when your husband couldn’t handle the pixelated blood in the delivery room.

    But wait, there’s more! Your husband’s reason for not wanting your sister as the godparent is because he doesn’t agree with her pixelated “lifestyle.” She used to work in a pixelated bar as a bottle girl, but now she’s a pixelated real estate agent. He thinks she’s not a good role model for your pixelated child.

    Join our server and create your own pixelated drama with outrageous reasons to choose godparents! Who needs real life drama when you can have pixelated drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySiblingsUnited

    CraftySiblingsUnited
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 8625
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Ores Mined: 7787 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity, like seriously. We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, I ain’t even playin’.

    Join dis server if you wanna ride a pig into battle, like a freakin’ knight on a noble steed. We got creepers that moonwalk and skeletons that do the cha-cha slide, it’s lit, fam.

    Oh, and get this, we got a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the villagers. They be bustin’ out some sick moves, I swear. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making rainbows appear outta thin air.

    So, if you wanna be part of the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then come on down. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, there are equally as many “oldest” children as there are “youngest” children on this server. Yeah, wrap your head around that one, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShameCraft Minecraft Server

    ShameCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 5782
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 878813 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking block of cheese! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

    But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers from its horn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you miss out on all the fun, then you’ll regret it forever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NaziCraft SMP: NoNazisAllowed

    NaziCraft SMP: NoNazisAllowed
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 5618
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join us if you dare, because rumor has it that they killed women and children… in a build battle! That’s right, things get intense on our server as players battle it out in epic competitions that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… we think.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChildishCraft Minecraft Server

    ChildishCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3282
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your daughter’s room? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and disorder, you’ll feel right at home.

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to clean up after a bunch of unruly players who just can’t seem to keep their virtual rooms tidy. Our community is so messy, even your daughter’s moldy drinks and food will feel right at home here.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique father-daughter dynamic, where you can experience the joy of being constantly nagged about hygiene by a non-biological dad. Watch as he cleans up after you, only to be met with cries of “you’re not my real dad!” It’s a virtual family drama like no other.

    So come join us on our server, where the mess is never-ending and the family drama is always brewing. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SwearCraft Jr.

    SwearCraft Jr.
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 7248
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 490
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Farms Harvested: 152

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your ex-wife setting a bad example for your kids? Come join our Minecraft server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where no one will judge you for your colorful language. Plus, our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will distract you from any real-life drama. So come on, join us and let the swearing begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThugCraft: Keir’s Condemnation

    ThugCraft: Keir’s Condemnation
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 4472
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Falling into the Void: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures ever!!! keir starmer himself condemns the far right thuggery happening in britain, but don’t worry, you won’t find any of that drama here!! just pure chaotic fun and craziness!!!

    build your own castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary derp king!! with non-stop events and challenges, you’ll never get bored on our server!!

    so come on and join us now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!!! keir starmer would approve, we promise 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlexandriaSMP: Where you can build all the dirt houses you want and still feel fancy and sophisticated

    AlexandriaSMP: Where you can build all the dirt houses you want and still feel fancy and sophisticated
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6414
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    AlexandriaSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/puppypottyplunder/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Admin Team All 18+ with extensive experience
    Community Involvement Players have a say in decisions through voting
    Map New map with tectonic world generation
    Claiming No claiming, coreprotect in place for protection
    Events Regular building competitions, PvP tournaments
    Shopping District Thrive in the in-game economy

    Join our Community

    If you want to join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community, visit our website or discord.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join by visiting our website or joining our discord server for more information on how to connect.

    Q: Is there an age requirement to play on AlexandriaSMP?

    A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 years or older to join the server.

    Q: How often are events held on the server?

    A: We have bi-weekly events such as building competitions and PvP tournaments for players to participate in.

    Q: Can I create my own shops in the shopping district?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to participate in the in-game economy by setting up their own shops in the shopping district.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OJAMAJO DOREMI Minecraft Server

    OJAMAJO DOREMI Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4164
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 368
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the witches are gathering NOW and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the fun!

    Picture this: a group of witches flying around on broomsticks, casting spells and causing chaos everywhere they go. And guess what? You can join them! Just check the thread for all the details on how to become a part of this magical mayhem.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion brewing competition happening soon, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So sharpen your brewing skills and get ready to concoct the craziest potions you’ve ever seen.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the witchy shenanigans begin! Trust us, if you know, you know!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HomeSweetMinecraftServer

    HomeSweetMinecraftServer
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2590
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8734 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t just stay in the game, it spills over into real life too! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, trust issues, and family drama that will make your own family gatherings seem like a walk in the park.

    Looking for a server where you never know who you can trust? Look no further! Our players are experts at backstabbing, just like Ana did to her sister in this crazy story. Will you be the next one to betray your closest allies for a few virtual diamonds? Only time will tell!

    And if you’re looking for a server with a real sense of community, look no further. Our players will stick by your side through thick and thin, just like Ana’s family did when she needed them most (even if they did call her sister the AH). So come join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChubCraft: AITA Matchmaker?

    ChubCraft: AITA Matchmaker?
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9929
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 9809
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for some juicy gossip and outrageous stories!

    Join us and meet our very own drama queen who just got out of a virtual relationship and is on the hunt for a Minecraft rebound! She’s looking for a blonde with a dad bod, but be warned, she’s got high standards and will show you pictures of bodybuilders like Jason Momoa as reference.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild love triangle and witness the drama unfold in our server. Who knows, you might even end up being the chubby guy in the middle of it all! Join now and prepare for some epic Minecraft drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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