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Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5097	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1797	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	148
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	704189
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	205

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Emeralds Found:	8007	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5820
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features secret dungeons filled with dancing pandas, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn, and a mini-game where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Sour Linkies on Social Media Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Votes:	8227	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Carrot, swoops in to save the day with his trusty sidekick, Sir Squidsworth.

Feeling hungry? Head on over to our enchanted food court where the burgers are so delicious, they literally make you fly. And be sure to watch out for the mischievous Potato Bandit who steals fries right out of your inventory.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly dance parties at the lava disco, where the DJ is a literal fireball and the dance floor is made of obsidian. And don’t forget about our epic build battles where contestants have to construct a roller coaster using only dirt and TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, it’s not a good look to miss out on all the fun!

Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring tech majors trying to convince you that programming is the coolest thing ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for those who think programming is a braindead hobby!

Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!