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First World Problems

  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoMoreStickyFingers

    NoMoreStickyFingers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of not being able to ride a unicorn to work every day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you ride unicorns, but you can also fly on dragons and teleport to the nearest Taco Bell whenever you’re hungry!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas with diamond swords, or take a break and relax in our luxurious diamond mansion with a built-in jacuzzi filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof)!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (just be careful of the evil potato goblins guarding it)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to boring daily inconveniences forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • InconvenientCraft

    InconvenientCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build your dream castle? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a single explosion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Pig,” a rare mob that drops stacks of diamonds when defeated. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes (although we can’t guarantee they will all come true).

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Firstie Reproduction Minecraft Server

    Firstie Reproduction Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a firstie who can’t reproduce in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone has the chance to start a family and continue their genetic legacy!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family, complete with pixelated children who will carry on your legacy for generations to come. Who needs a house and a spouse in the real world when you can have a blocky mansion and a Minecraft family instead?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a genetic success in the virtual world, where age is just a number and reproduction is as easy as placing a block. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft family dynasty!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Titanic Swim Club

    Titanic Swim Club

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can still take a swim in the pools on the Titanic! We got time-traveling dolphins that will give you a ride to the past so you can experience the luxury of the doomed ship. And don’t worry about drowning, our magical mermaids will save you with their waterproof laptops. Plus, we have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the ghost of Jack and Rose. So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the craziest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersCaseOh is a talented artist known for his unique blend of pop and electronic music. Hailing from Los Angeles, he has built a loyal following with his catchy hooks and infectious melodies. With a growing discography of hits, CaseOh continues to push the boundaries of his sound and carve out his own lane in the music industry.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • A Zombie Pigman Stole My Key SMP 1.21.1 – No Teleports, Semi-Anarchy, No Map Resets

    A Zombie Pigman Stole My Key SMP 1.21.1 – No Teleports, Semi-Anarchy, No Map Resets

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Hymen Door Minecraft Server

    Host/IP nocheatsmc.com
    Discord Join Discord
    Running 1.21.1
    Clients No hack clients
    Location Montreal, Canada
    Difficulty Hard
    Rule(s) No Cheating

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I use hack clients on this server?

    A: No, hack clients are not allowed on this server. Any use of hack clients will result in disciplinary action.

    Q: What is the server’s location?

    A: The server is located in Montreal, Canada.

    Q: Is the difficulty level on this server challenging?

    A: Yes, the server is set to Hard difficulty to provide a challenging gameplay experience.

    Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

    A: You can join the server’s Discord by clicking on the provided link: Join Discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Passionate Nights Minecraft Server

    Passionate Nights Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between Misato and Ritsuko for a night of passionate sex… wait, what?! Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild and crazy, you never know what might happen next. Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous adventures and meet the weirdest characters in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with Misato and Ritsuko! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Flavorful Blood Minecraft SMP

    Flavorful Blood Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They control the economy and will trade you rare items in exchange for carrots. Don’t mess with them though, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a llama spit attack.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, CHEESE! Imagine building your base out of cheddar or mining for diamonds in a block of gouda.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken uprising). Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GrannyCraft Bday Bash!

    GrannyCraft Bday Bash!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and baby half-siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no judgment for not loving your dad’s secret love child.

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any cheating scandals or family obligations. Plus, we have virtual parties that don’t involve awkward interactions with relatives trying to guilt trip you into bonding with a baby you have no interest in.

    So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind! Who needs family celebrations when you can have a creeper party instead? See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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