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First World Minecraft Server

Privilege, materialism, Server, consumerism, groceries prices

Are you tired of living in a first world country with outrageous grocery prices and unaffordable houses? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and live in a virtual world where diamonds rain from the sky and houses are made of pure gold (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building your very own roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in our Minecraft world, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance parties with villagers, go on quests to find the mythical bacon sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats).

So why settle for a boring first world existence when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and live your best virtual life? See you in the game, adventurer!

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Loving My Country? Ehhh… Minecraft SMP

equality, smp, Minecraft, Tax, love

Are you tired of boring old countries with their healthcare and first world problems? Do you crave a land filled with sunshine, nature, and culture without the burden of high taxes and gender equality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.

Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

sexual preferences, Server, cuck fetish, cucks, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

Corruption, power, city planning, Infrastructure, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

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AverageLooks Minecraft Server

INVISIBLE, Yapping, working hard, cis man, WORTH..

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

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FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

environmental impact, air conditioning, convenience, societal norms, heating and cooling

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Lottery, bumfuck nowhere, ISLAND, Npc, inflated

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

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Thirdie Things MC

family, Honor, nationalism, History, philosophy

Looking for a Minecraft server that has it all? Well look no further because our server has everything from family-friendly fun to insane community events!

Join us and become part of our rich history filled with epic battles, legendary builds, and even a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds!

Our culture is one of pure chaos and creativity, where honor is earned by surviving the longest in our hardcore survival challenges and chastity is upheld by our strict “no dating in Minecraft” rule.

But don’t worry, we also offer education in the form of redstone tutorials and working farms to keep your virtual belly full.

Our server is steeped in ancient traditions like the annual llama parade and the sacred ritual of sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck.

We even have our own religion dedicated to worshiping the mighty Creeper and our nationalism is so strong that we’ve built a giant pixel art flag of our server’s logo.

So come join us and explore the depths of our philosophy on block placement and the meaning of life in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!

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Stinkie’s Stinky Survival Server: No Stench, All Fun! Whitelist in the Air, Not in the Code!

Whitelist, Community, smp, Air, STINKY

Server Name Stinkie’s Survival Server

Owner Stinkie (aka Angel)

Server Type Survival Multiplayer

Community Global

Website Apply Here

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply to join the server using the Google Forms link provided in the overview. Once accepted, you will be added via friend request and sent an invite link to the Discord Server.

Q: What kind of activities can I expect on the server?

A: The server offers activities such as building, fighting, roleplaying, community decisions (such as Ender Dragon fights and shopping district locations), and sharing your projects with the community.

Q: Can I suggest ideas for community activities or decisions?

A: Yes, the server values community input and often allows players to suggest ideas or vote on decisions to make the gameplay more collaborative and fun for everyone.

Q: Is there a code of conduct or rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules to ensure a friendly and respectful environment for all players. These rules are usually shared on the server’s Discord or website for all members to follow.

Q: How active is the server and its community?

A: The server is described as a growing community with players from around the globe. The community actively participates in events, discussions, and decision-making processes to create memorable experiences for everyone.

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LonelyCraft: Where Incels Rule the First World

incel community, first world, incel, support groups, depression

Are you tired of living as an incel in the first world? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Here, you can build a world where you’re the ultimate Chad, with all the diamonds and creepers at your command. No more dealing with rejection or loneliness – just pure blocky bliss. So why wait? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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