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Minecraft SMP: Min Craft Wage

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

> So, picture this: you’re stuck in a dead-end job, your girlfriend has left you for some trust fund douchebag, and your parents are breathing down your neck about working harder. Sounds like a real snooze-fest, right? Well, fear not, because I’ve got just the solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.

> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?

> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Lady Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Do you love mining and crafting with a side of girl power? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can team up with badass ladies who know how to dominate the game! From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female-led community will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that our resident queen bee has a secret stash of diamonds that she’s willing to share with her loyal subjects. So if you’re ready to join a server where girls rule and boys drool, then hop on board and let the fun begin!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the Macarena, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and eternal chicken nuggets.

But beware, our server is also haunted by the infamous Potato Ghost, a spud-loving specter who will haunt your dreams until you build him a potato palace fit for a king. Don’t worry, he’s a pretty chill ghost once you get to know him.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Character development, determination, friendship, Goat, long tail tag, loyalty, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, Narutos, ninja, perseverance, Redemption, Rivalry, sacrifice, Sasuke, Server, Shinobi, teamwork

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Farms Harvested:	405
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool kids out there!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where Sasuke himself will guide you through epic quests and challenges. That’s right, the legendary ninja himself is a part of our server and he’s ready to show you why he’s the GOAT!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. And did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings your praises? It’s true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Sasuke and unlock the ultimate power of friendship…or something like that. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to win is by discovering the secret ending of a wacky Light Novel adaptation! Join us for a chance to uncover the ultimate plot twist and become the hero of the server!

But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.

Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!

WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bosses, Custom crafts, custom enchantments, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Minecraft, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Russian, Server, WitherTime.ru

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!

WitherTime.ru

Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Buildings Constructed:	48
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being in debt and feeling like a creeper is about to explode on your finances? Join our Minecraft server and mine your way to financial freedom! Our players have paid off their credit card debt by finding diamonds, emeralds, and even a rare block of debt-free obsidian! Join now and start digging your way out of debt while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting to be discovered? Join us today and say goodbye to financial stress!

GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mines Excavated:	4730
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	New Chunks Explored:	149359
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crops Grown:	1615
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Sleepless Gaming

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1

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The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	71
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!