First Time MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TipsyCraft

regret, Laughter, Party, first time, long tail tag

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

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BlockyBedroomBlunders

red flags in sexual encounters, red flags during intimacy, Communication, warning signs, red flags during sex

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to throwing the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

wildlife, Amazon, climate change, Server, Deforestation rates

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!

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VaginalCraft Minecraft Server

Vagina, Communication, Pleasure, Server, personal growth

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Chicken” that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because there’s a TNT rain dance party every Friday night)!

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BlockyVirginProTips

foreplay, Tips, Communication, Preparation, Experience

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

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TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

Drinking, Experimenting, peer pressure, socializing, TipsyTeen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Minecraft SMP: TheDirtyBlockPlayer

Nervous, TheDirtyBlockPlayer, Minecraft, consent, chance

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than mining diamonds is finding true love! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through a creeper-infested forest.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. From building epic bases to forming alliances with other players, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

And hey, who knows? You might just find your player two in the most unexpected of places. So why wait for the perfect moment when you can seize the day and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see where it takes you. After all, in a world as unpredictable as Minecraft, anything is possible – including finding love in the most unexpected of places.

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TitaniumHeartCraft

medical breakthrough, Titanium Heart, Technology, Surgeons, surgery

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

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BuffySlayingMinecraftSMP

Drama, Joss Whedon, FANTASY, Horror, action

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer! We’ve got a Liberian guy who is so based, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy adventures. From slaying zombies to building epic bases, this server has it all. So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

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TheGridReborn

Server Experience, Vanilla, Factions, Economy, Combat Mechanics

Old combat mechanics, MCMMO, Factions, Economy, Towns. The Grid Reborn brings back a nostalgic feel of Minecraft. We intend to bring a classic, more vanilla feel back to Minecraft. Back to the golden days of no pay to win, no over the top plug-ins. Remember how good your first Factions server experience felt many years ago? We hope to bring that experience back into your lives. We would be more than happy for you to come join our community.

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