First thread of 2025 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Era of Threads 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2025 goals, embracing change, era, First thread of 2025, Happy new years, healthy habits, hygiene habits, lifestyle changes, mental health, new beginnings, new outlook on life, new year resolutions, Online Community, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, r9k, self improvement, self-care, showering once a month, support group, Threads

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	116	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we only shower once a month, just like the OP. So if you’re into that stank life, this is the place for you. Plus, we got a dude with a porn addiction running the show, so you know it’s gonna be wild. Don’t miss out on this crazy ride, join now and embrace the filth!

ChefSnitchCraft

Accountability, Chef, ChefSnitchCraft, Confrontation, consequences, Ethics, Evidence, Fairness, food theft, Honesty, Integrity, Management, Observation, ownership, Professionalism, Reporting, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, stealing, Whistleblower, Workplace

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of chefs stealing all the good food from the restaurant kitchen? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where chefs can’t steal your precious resources because, well, they’re virtual and not edible.

On our server, you can build your own restaurant and cook up all the frutti di mari pizza and sea bream you want without any sneaky chefs trying to take it home. Plus, you can even catch them in the act and banish them to the Nether realm for their thievery!

So come join us and let’s create a world where chefs can’t get away with their food-stealing antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and delicious at the same time?

PetObsessed Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal companions, bizarre habits, Minecraft, odd habits, peculiar pets, pet behavior, pet care, pet love, pet obsession, pet obsession anecdotes, pet obsession experiences, pet obsession stories, pet obsession tales, pet owners, pet psychology, pet quirks, pet toys, PetObsessed, quirky pets, smp, strange behavior, unusual objects

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this wild ride. First of all, our server is run by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like, how cool is that? And get this, our spawn point is a giant floating pineapple in the sky because why not, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and disco balls, and our currency is actually just stacks of emerald blocks because diamonds are so last season. Plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends upon the server to grant wishes to all the players. It’s like a magical bacon-filled dream come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a herd of sheep on caffeine, come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together. And hey, maybe your pet will find a new obsession with something even weirder than a floating pineapple. Who knows, the possibilities are endless in this bonkers server!

TimeWarp24MC

alone in the world, frozen in time, frozen moment, introspection, isolated moment, personal time, self reflection, solitary reflection, solitude, surreal experience, time freeze, time manipulation, time pause, time standing still, time stoppage, time suspension, time travel, TimeWarp24MC, unexpected event, uninterrupted day, unique experience

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5609

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time freezes for everyone except you for 24 hours!

Join us for a day of ultimate power and chaos as you roam the land, pranking unsuspecting players and building epic structures without anyone being able to stop you.

Imagine the possibilities – you could cover the entire map in pink sheep, create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, or even turn all the water into lava just for fun.

But be warned, once the 24 hours are up, time will resume and the mayhem you’ve caused will be revealed to all. So come join us and make the most of your day as the master of time on our server!

Macron’s Musk Madness

Business, Diplomacy, economic development, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, foreign investment, France, Government, government relations, innovation, international relations, leadership, Macron, Macrons, madness, Musk, Paris, Politics, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	2011
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	136	Mines Excavated:	4700
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

so, like, u gotta join dis server cuz, like, Macron is tryna impress Elon Musk n stuff, but Paris is like, nah, we outta here, so u gotta come hang with us instead, cuz we got all da cool kids and we buildin’ a giant statue of a potato in the sky, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat, amirite? Plus, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear sunglasses, it’s a total party up in here, so come join us before the aliens take over and make us all wear tinfoil hats, ya feel me?

Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server

biometric data, Chronic illness, Circadian patterns, Daily activity, detect, detector, digital health, disease management, flare-ups, FlareUp, health technology, heart rate variability, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, oxygenation, personalized medicine, Predict, remote healthcare, remote monitoring, Server, Symptoms, wearable, wearable devices, wearable technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8557	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Void Armor Forged:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we predict when your bowels gonna flare up! our wearable devices track your heart rate, oxygen levels, and daily activity to let you know when you might have a poop emergency! never be caught off guard again while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers! join now and experience the thrill of knowing when your bowels are gonna betray you!

Solarion SMP

3d view, application, armor stands, Community, Discord, Diverse, Events, hermitcraft, Interactive, java, Mature, multiplayer, player sleep, Plugins, Projects, Season, smp, Solarion, Vanilla, Voicechat, web browser, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Secret Passages Found:	4

Season 5 Overview

Start Date	1/10/25
Player Count	45 players for launch
Community	18+
Server Location	AZ, US (players from around the globe)

FAQ

Question: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

Answer: Yes, the server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

Question: Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?

Answer: No, there are no requirements to install any mods. The server has curated plugins to enhance gameplay.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: Join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.

Question: Is there any moderation on language?

Answer: Language on the server is undermoderated on purpose. Players are expected to handle discussions with maturity.

Question: What are some of the notable plugins on the server?

Answer: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and PlayerSleep.

Discord Link

Join Solarion SMP Discord

Lost Girls Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Best Girls, Character development, Competition, Defeat, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, Girls, injustice, LOSING, Lost, narrative arcs, perseverance, plot twists, Realm, redemption arcs, Stereotypes, Strong Women, Struggle, Tropes, Underdogs, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	5381
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like where all the best girls go to hang out and build epic stuff, but then they always end up losing for some reason. But hey, that just makes it more exciting, right? Plus, the pigs on this server wear top hats and dance the cha-cha, like what even is reality anymore? So if you wanna experience the ultimate mix of girl power and piggy shenanigans, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, man!

RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

aita, BROKEN, christmas, Crossly Suitcase, different, exchange, high price, in love, limited life, Minecraft, player, product, prone to breaking, Purchase, record player, RecordPlayerSwap, RETURN, reviews, Server, thoughtful gift, ungrateful, upgraded version, Wanting, Wife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

InLawDinnerDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, dining etiquette, dinner time, Etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Hospitality, inlaw etiquette, inlaw visitors, InLawDinnerDrama, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, rude behavior, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

Bad Piggies, Challenges, community involvement, Competition, creativity, esport, esports industry., game design, game development, Gaming, innovation, mobile game, multiplayer, online gaming, PiggyEsport, player-engagement, porkin, skill-based, smp, strategy, team play, Tournament, virtual world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mines Excavated:	4690
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	New Chunks Explored:	152710
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!