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GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3493	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

GraveyardRaveyard

burial, burial alternatives, burial costs, burial industry, burial plots, burial practices, burial traditions, cemetery space, comfy place, cremation, death traditions, eco-friendly burial, environmental impact, Forgotten, funeral expenses, future generations, GraveyardRaveyard, green burial, insult, liveable space, sustainable burial

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	119
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31

Yo, u ever thought bout payin to be buried in a fancy coffin? well, dis server is da opposite of dat! we got u covered if u wanna live forever in a virtual world instead of takin up space in da real world.

Join dis server cuz we got crazy stories like da time a player built a giant statue of a chicken dat came to life and started terrorizing da entire server. Or da time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into da main city and chaos ensued.

If u wanna be part of da madness and have a blast while playin Minecraft, dis server is da place to be. Plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players, cuz who doesn’t love snackin while buildin epic structures? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyAnxietyGAD

anxiety treatment, clinical trials, Constructive, CraftyAnxietyGAD, drug development, End-of-Phase 2, FDA, FDA Approval, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, Healthcare, innovation, Meeting, mental health, MindMed, MM120, Neuropharmacology, pharmaceutical, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build stuff and fight dragons and stuff. we had a meeting with the fda about our anxiety drug but who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building giant statues of steve. we promise no creepers will blow up your creations (unless you want them to for added challenge). join now for a wild adventure filled with laughs and epicness. also, did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone.

PoppinCraft

Backpacks, Chestshop, Community, Friendly staff, growing server, Land Claim, Landclaim, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Plugins, PoppinCraft, Shops, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

New survival server with a great community and awesome plugins such as McMMO, backpacks , land claim, and more! Come enjoy a fresh start with a friendly staff and a growing server!

poppincraft.apexmc.co

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives, build plots, and maybe even play Minecraft, who knows

BUILD, lives, Minecraft, Network, Play, Plots, steal, torrent

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	161230	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cross-play Lifesteal MMORPG
Features	Custom bosses, 3D models, regenerating loot chests
Launch Date	June 1st
Other Servers	SMP (no world resets) and a creative plot server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP for the server?	torrentsmp.com
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/torrent
When did the server launch?	June 1st
What servers are available besides the MMORPG?	SMP (no world resets) and a creative plot server

RoboPup Minecraft Server

$1600 robot, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Balaji Srinivasan, Boston Dynamics, Chinese Killer Dog Robot, chinese technology, Cutting Edge, engineering advancements, Future Tech, futuristic, innovation, killer robots, machine learning, Minecraft, RoboPup, robot apocalypse, robotics, Server, Tech News, Technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want something more exciting and challenging? Look no further than our server, where we are better and tougher than Boston Dynamics robots! Our players are so skilled, they could probably outsmart a robot any day. Join us and witness the chaos as we take on the machines and come out victorious. Who needs a robot uprising when you have us? Join now and show those robots who’s boss!

Mid2000sDVD Minecraft Server

2000s nostalgia, anti-piracy, comedy, copyright protection, digital piracy, DVD, DVD collection, DVD release, DVD technology, Entertainment, funny, home entertainment, lol, mid 2000s, Mid2000sDVD, Minecraft, Movie, movie industry, movie night, Piracy, scare tactics, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	6390	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing in no time!

Join our server and experience the most outrageous reasons to play Minecraft, like battling zombie chickens with laser eyes or riding on rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine this: every time you log on, a random old DVD from the mid-2000s plays before your eyes, filled with cheesy anti-piracy warnings that are so bad, they’re good. It’s like a comedy show and a gaming experience all rolled into one!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh your way to victory in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the funniest gaming experience of your life!