first of the year official Minecraft Servers

MommyIssues Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, controversial, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, Family Therapy, healing, Minecraft, MommyIssues, offensive language, personal growth, relationship dynamics, self-care, Server, step dad, surface level, Therapy, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any toxic step dads ruining the fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life issues behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you! No need for therapy here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

Our server is so drama-free, even the villagers gossiping about your latest build won’t compare to the chaos of family dinners gone wrong. So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only R-word you’ll hear is “respawn”!

BlockyLoveQuest

5K loan, AITAH, apartment, Asshole, Bank, BlockyLoveQuest, comfortable, contract, four months ago, Get Married, guy, House, loan, MET, Muslim, Religious, Renewed, saying no, Telling, Traditional, Wanting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking out loans for virtual houses is not a thing! 🏠💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy stories like this one:

🤯 Imagine meeting someone in-game who promises to build you the biggest castle in all of Minecraft, only to ask you to take out a loan for the materials! 😂 Don’t worry, our virtual bank doesn’t give out loans for blocky mansions.

🤣 And if someone asks you to mine diamonds for them in exchange for a promise to pay you back later, just remember: in our server, we believe in fair trades and no shady deals! 💎💰

So come on over and join the fun – no loans required, just good times and epic builds! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

RegrettableMC SMP

Closure, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, letting go, life choices, life experience, life lessons, mistake, moving on, never again, never repeat, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableMC, second chances, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many you won’t even believe it. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and claim the title of ultimate champion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Ender Dragon and ride it around like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server and gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. So come on, let’s get weird together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

PixelPulseCraft

#sustainability, accessibility, Advancements, Automation, Communication, connectivity, convenience, creativity, digitalization, Diversity, education, efficiency, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, modern technology, opportunities, PixelPulseCraft, progress, social media

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie unicorns with diamond swords! Our server is home to the most epic virtual adventures you’ll ever experience, from building giant castles made entirely of cake to diving into a lava pit filled with marshmallows. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity!

GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

Arctic, controversy, Danish, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandNot4Sale, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, not for sale, political tension, politician, Rebuke, response, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, strong language, territorial dispute, trump, viral moment

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, ending war, foreign policy, government officials, international relations, Kellogg, Kelloggs, military intervention, negotiations, peace negotiations, political news, Quest, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, united states, US envoy, White House, wsj

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ores Mined:	983	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5767
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Villages Defended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

BabySnapz Minecraft Server

baby pictures, BabySnapz, Boundaries, boundaries issue, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, defending behavior, family, family dynamics, first time mum, Grandparents, in-laws, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, privacy, relationships, Religion, Respect, screen time, Server, Trust

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we respect boundaries like they’re made of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy family photo situation.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about pesky in-laws snapping pics of your pixelated baby without your permission. We take privacy seriously, even in the virtual world. Plus, who needs a camera when you can just build a monument to your baby in the game instead?

But beware, just like in this family feud, things can get heated on our server too. Will you stand up for your boundaries like a boss, or will you let the drama unfold like a Minecraft soap opera? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more epic than the builds are the outrageous stories that come with them. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos instead? Let’s craft some memories together!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, compensation, emotional labor, family, family dynamics, Guilt, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, parenting, personal time, relationships, Resentment, self-care, Siblings, single mom, Sisterhood, Support, taking advantage, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Emeralds Found:	2860	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Farms Harvested:	340
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being with needs and desires? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your real-life responsibilities!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you into watching their kids for free!

On our server, family drama is a thing of the past. No more last-minute babysitting requests or accusations of selfishness. Here, you’re free to be yourself and enjoy some well-deserved me-time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the babysitting blues. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!