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Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

FuelCraft: Pumping Addiction!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	9946	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuscleCraft Servers: No Mods, Just Flexing in the Sky with All The Mods 9

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Server	IP	Modpack
All the Mods 9 – To The Sky	atm9sky.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9 – To The Sky
All the Mods 9	atm9.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks (for claims/force loads), no banned items and quick support! Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

1. What versions of Minecraft are supported on Macho Craft?

Latest, as shown on MOTD

2. Are there any banned items on the servers?

No, there are no banned items on Macho Craft servers.

3. How can I get support or assistance while playing on the servers?

You can reach out for quick support on our Discord server or website.

4. Do you have a community-driven approach on Macho Craft servers?

Yes, Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and more servers on the way.

AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have anthro girlfriends for all our players! That’s right, you can finally show off your cool anthro gf to all your friends and make them super jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men who guard the entrance – they may look sweet, but they’ll bite your head off if you’re not careful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of fun and craziness! Who needs boring old square houses when you can have anthro girlfriends, disco parties with mobs, and candy forests? Let the adventure begin!

CraftyDestiny Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	4231	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and never left. They built the most insane structures, battled the craziest mobs, and forged friendships that lasted a lifetime.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and magical portals that will transport you to new realms. You’ll have access to the most powerful weapons and armor, thanks to our exclusive ArmorPicker tool. And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Last Strike mission – only the bravest have succeeded!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Remember, on this server, we’re Together Forever (Please run Dual Destiny with me)!

MineCraftyPros Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Potions Brewed:	58	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players who make over $200k annually! Why settle for pixelated riches when you can have real-life wealth too? Join our server and trade virtual blocks for real cash, because who needs a job when you’re rolling in Minecraft money? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and will personally hand-deliver a diamond block to your virtual mansion if you join today. So what are you waiting for? Come join the elite ranks of high-earning Minecraft players and start living the high life both in-game and IRL!

CraftySkyHigh

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	858
Towns Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6603	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of being grounded like a peasant in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle! Our custom-built airplanes will have you flying high in no time, leaving all your friends on the ground in envy. Join us now and conquer your fear of flying in the most epic way possible!

ZombieCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	199
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like hamas trying to keep track of hostages! we have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, it’s like trying to count how many hostages are still alive in a hostage situation! with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community that’s more chaotic than a hostage negotiation, you’ll never want to leave! so come on down and join the fun, because who needs to know how many hostages are still alive when you’re having this much fun?!

TruceCraft Gaza: Hamas, Please Join!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of a never-ending battle between creepers and zombies! we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja pigs. but watch out for the evil skeleton army led by a giant spider queen! only the bravest players can survive and claim the ultimate prize: a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers! join now and show those creepers who’s boss!

UnpopularOpinionButPopularMine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	3170
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? well, look no further, cuz this server is the place for you!

we got flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and cows that can breakdance better than any player. not to mention the chickens that have their own underground dance club where they party all night long.

oh, and did i mention the trees that grow diamonds instead of leaves? yeah, that’s right, you can literally just walk around and pick up diamonds like they’re apples.

plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like “sheep rodeos” and “zombie fashion shows” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). trust me, you won’t regret it!