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Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Secret Passages Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Crops Grown:	2903
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	1624
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	992419

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1982	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6786	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.

But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!