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  • First Job Fiasco: Minecraft SMP

    First Job Fiasco: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, okay so picture this – you’re chillin’ in your mom’s basement, right? And BOOM! You stumble upon the most epic Minecraft SMP evaarrr. Like, I’m talking about a world where cheese rains from the sky and cows have diamond armor. Yeah, you heard me, diamond armor on cows! Why? Because why not, right?

    So like, this SMP has a backstory where a group of llamas discovered the secrets of the universe or something stupid like that. They formed a coalition and now they rule everything with a fistful of confetti and a pocket full of baking soda. It’s the perfect place for you to join and become a hero or a villain or like, I dunno, a sandwich maker who crafts the finest bread and jelly sandwiches this side of the Nether, just for the chaos of it.

    Now let’s get real. Why should you join? Because this SMP has a secret quest where you gotta find the enchanted butter sword. Legend has it, it’s hidden in the belly of a giant flying pig that poops out obsidian blocks. Everybody knows you can’t trust a pig that flies, but that’s what makes it thrilling! Like, imagine the glory when you pull that bad boy out and start slicing through your enemies like they’re made of butter—SHIIsS!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a competition every week called “The Great Flapjack Throwdown”—you literally hurl pancakes at each other and the last one standing gets crowned the Pancake King or Queen. Do you want the honor of being the King of Pancakes? Or will you be like that dude from that one server who thought he could take on 27 creepers with just a wooden spoon? Spoiler: he didn’t make it.

    And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon Hot Tub Party.” You’ll fight the dragon while wearing a floaty, and if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted rubber duckies. Quack! Who wouldn’t want that!

    Join now and bring your pet goldfish because there’s a rumor that they hold the key to unlimited diamond blocks, but only if you sing to them in a lullaby—with a Scottish accent. You have to try this out, trust me.

    So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind, eat some cake while dodging flying saucers, and really just embrace the chaos of pixelated madness, this is “that one server” for you! Don’t be a square, come join the absolute insanity! Who needs reality when you can have this masterpiece of absurdity??

    Come on, dude. It’s gonna be legendary.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RareDiseaseCraft

    RareDiseaseCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, come join our minecraft server cuz we got more rare diseases than a hypochondriac at a medical convention! if you wanna catch ’em all like pokemon but with diseases, this is the place to be. we got everything from unicornitis to spaghetti brain syndrome.

    plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

    so if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and a whole lot of weirdness, come join us on our minecraft server. just remember to bring your hazmat suit and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get crazy up in here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Avalon MC

    Avalon MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    The #1 cracked economy Minecraft server which supports all clients of Minecraft including both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft with unique features and plugins which include Team Wars, Koths, a giant PvP arena, an Auction House, and much more.

    avalonmc.expnse.xyz:25656

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  • 4iw survival

    4iw survival

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    4iw Original Survival Server In public open testing Please join the community to be whitelisted (temporarily closed) Please follow the basic server rules Anyone found violating the rules will be banned (including IP) The main purpose of running the server is to make friends. I hope everyone likes it.

    mc.4iw.de

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SmashCraft Minecraft Server

    SmashCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Smash characters? Do you want to see some truly wild and wacky fighters in the next game? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and suggest your favorite Nintendo characters to be added to the roster.

    Imagine battling it out as Isabelle from Animal Crossing, armed with nothing but a fishing rod and a mean right hook. Or how about playing as Tom Nook, throwing bags of bells at your opponents and building houses on the battlefield?

    But that’s not all – we’ve got even crazier ideas up our sleeves. Picture this: Waluigi riding in on a giant Chain Chomp, wreaking havoc on all who dare to challenge him. And who could forget about the ultimate showdown between Princess Peach and a horde of angry Goombas?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your dream Nintendo character will make it into the next Smash game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

    MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

    Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

    HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

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    Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

    Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

    Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

    So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

    FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelLingoCraft

    PixelLingoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Peaceful Waters

    Peaceful Waters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

    PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
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